Swanson was released from the Mental Hospital... his condition is stable, as long as he cooperates with his doctor's orders to not go near any ponds from now on.
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I found a penny, and I picked it up.
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:59:06 PM I found a penny, and I picked it up. Ahhhhhh, exercise.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 22, 2013, 09:00:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:59:06 PM I found a penny, and I picked it up. Ahhhhhh, exercise. The bending over and straightening up is indeed more strenuous than it used to be.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 09:02:21 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 22, 2013, 09:00:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:59:06 PM I found a penny, and I picked it up. Ahhhhhh, exercise. The bending over and straightening up is indeed more strenuous than it used to be. You need more exercise.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
That my cat clock needs new batteries
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 09:02:21 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 22, 2013, 09:00:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:59:06 PM I found a penny, and I picked it up. Ahhhhhh, exercise. The bending over and straightening up is indeed more strenuous than it used to be. Yeah? Wait until you are dragging SIXTY by its pubic hairs!What if you could barely touch your knees without almost crumbling into a ball, trying to NOT screech in pain?... been there. Getting better.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 23, 2013, 02:40:07 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 09:02:21 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 22, 2013, 09:00:21 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 08:59:06 PM I found a penny, and I picked it up. Ahhhhhh, exercise. The bending over and straightening up is indeed more strenuous than it used to be. You need more exercise. We could combine your problem with Lit's. Lit is single, and you need to practice bending over.
A load of change and a couple tools I have been looking for when I cleaned out the van