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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2010, 05:23:57 PM »
Don't you have a Make My Day Law where you live, so you can shoot them for intrusion? :litigious:

I think the make my day law only applies if you feel your life or physical safety are threatened in some way or if the intruders are commiting a crime while on your property, depending on the state.

I don't think it's kosher to invite them inside and then cliam they are trespassing and shoot them.

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That's why you make sure they are dead so they can't tell anyone you invited them in
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2010, 09:12:27 PM »
Bart Simpson was an emancipated minor for one episode of the show.

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #62 on: April 01, 2010, 02:52:08 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/R-fvQZCZIqE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/R-fvQZCZIqE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #63 on: April 01, 2010, 10:00:04 PM »
Don't you have a Make My Day Law where you live, so you can shoot them for intrusion? :litigious:

I think the make my day law only applies if you feel your life or physical safety are threatened in some way or if the intruders are commiting a crime while on your property, depending on the state.

I don't think it's kosher to invite them inside and then cliam they are trespassing and shoot them.

 :lol:

That's why you make sure they are dead so they can't tell anyone you invited them in

Make sure they aren't vampires!  :zombiefuck:

If I remember correctly from The Lost Boys, garlic and crosses are useless against vampires who are in your house on your invitation!  :hide:
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2010, 10:41:53 AM »
Yes, that's about it. Not a very good film, though.
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