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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 09:03:59 AM »
It's a TRAP!
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 09:05:31 AM »
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on April 01, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 07:34:40 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Fucking priceless  :asthing:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2010, 10:43:33 AM »
I too have a confession.

I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled.   :zoinks:

Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2010, 10:49:07 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on April 01, 2010, 10:43:33 AM
I too have a confession.

I confess that in reality I am a 43 year old virgin and although I "experimented" in high school I never inhaled.   :zoinks:

Oh...and I really "hate" wine. :wine:

You NEVER inhaled?...

OK, but did you....SUCK?  :P :-*
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 11:35:53 AM »
I never drink beer. It's a disgusting habit. :angel:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 11:39:44 AM »
I drink cheap bourbon premixed with cheaper cola. :D
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 11:54:33 AM »
I have a confession to make too.  I'm actually Darth Vader.

 :vader:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 11:55:01 AM »
We already knew. :laugh:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 11:59:28 AM »
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 12:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on April 01, 2010, 11:59:28 AM
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)


Hi Fred Phelps.  Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 12:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 01, 2010, 12:08:50 PM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on April 01, 2010, 11:59:28 AM
I'm an ordained pastor in the Westboro Baptist Church.  ::)


Hi Fred Phelps.  Picket any funerals lately with signs that say "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" or "God Hates Gays"?



Yep! God also hates: kittens, puppies, sunsets and low-cost car insurance.  :laugh:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 08:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on April 01, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on April 01, 2010, 07:40:56 AM
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 07:34:40 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Fucking priceless  :asthing:

Oh aye.  :2thumbsup:

Kit, time to take A League of Their Own off of your player for a couple of hours and have a look at Fight Club instead. Then all will become clear.  :laugh:
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