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Offline Natalia Evans

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I have a confession to make
« on: April 01, 2010, 01:11:41 AM »
I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.




April Fools. People fell for it at WP, ASD Relationships and Aspergic and then realized it was a joke.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 09:24:34 PM by Kit »
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 01:41:01 AM »
tl;dr but nice try on the aprils fools thing.
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 04:48:49 AM »
Nice try, we know you are special :hug:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 05:26:26 AM »
O RLY? :orly:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 05:33:07 AM »
I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right?  8)
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2010, 07:01:22 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on April 01, 2010, 05:33:07 AM
I'm actually in favour of gun laws, but don't tell anyone, right?  8)

I actually have a full arsenal stashed under my bed  ;)... :litigious:
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2010, 07:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 01:11:41 AM
I do not have AS. I was never on the spectrum. For two and a half years I have played a role here. I pretended to be on it because I like to troll on different forums. I come here and I have AS. I go to depend.com where I have incontinence. I go to a social anxiety forum where I have social anxiety. I even go to a forum for people who are in wheelchairs and I am in a wheelchair there and claim to have cerebral palsy. I also pretended to have a fetish and managed to find fake photos and post them here. I also have a sister and I stole her photos and posted them here and claimed they were me. I am actually a 32 year old guy pretending to be a young woman with AS. I am not married and never was. I have Munchhausen by internet. I like to have sympathy and attention by pretending to have illnesses and conditions. I go to different forums on mental conditions and illnesses and fake having them. I was never into Benny & Joon and A league of Their Own. I faked it all. I never had all these other obsessions I claimed to have and I never had an eating disorder. I was never diagnosed with anorexia. So to everyone here, I am sorry to have hurt you with this confession.

This sounds like the begining to Fight Club!  :headbang2:
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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 07:08:34 AM »
How so?


Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.

I don't know what I am missing here.
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 07:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 07:08:34 AM
How so?


Someone else mentioned Tyler Durden on another forum by saying I met him.

I don't know what I am missing here.

Have you seen the movie??
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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 07:18:36 AM »
No.
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 07:33:48 AM »
The main charachter suffers from insomnia. On a whim, he decides to go to a cancer survivor support group. Crying on people's shoulders cures his insomnia, so he decides to attend all the support groups he can. He's eventually discovered by a woman who is doing the same thing. She disrupts his "therapy" and the insomnia returns. On a plane back home from a buisiness trip, he meets Tyler Durden and they form Fight Club soon after.
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 07:34:40 AM »
Oh what a funny coincidence then.
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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 07:40:56 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 07:34:40 AM
Oh what a funny coincidence then.

Now that I told you that, I have a favor to ask.


I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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Offline Natalia Evans

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 07:47:57 AM »
What do you mean?

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Re: I have a confession to make
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 08:16:34 AM »
You are a guy?!? :o















I am PINGAS-broken!!! :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
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