Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.-Steve Martin
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*slams an OC, withdraws blood into my rig...takes a mouthful, then gobs it as a bloody loogie in MLAnus' fat,piggy mush*
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?