What possesess people to go out like that?

[earthboundmisfit]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

["couldbecousin"]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  )

[SleepyDragon]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!

[DukeNukem]

I don't think Wal Mart has condoms big enough for my PINGAS!

["couldbecousin"]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

That's one for the "Shock the Cashier" thread!

It's just occured to me that if I wore an orange jumpsuit, I'd look like a giant tangerine! 

[Parts]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  )

And next to the Ammo

["couldbecousin"]

I've always wanted to go into a walmart about 2:00am in an orange jumpsuit with stenciled numbers and buy a hack saw, ammo, and about a gallon of KY jelly.

Well, if any store actually had KY Jelly by the gallon, Walmart would probably be it! (Probably just a few aisles down from the Christian book display!  )

And next to the Ammo

God bless America!  :lol:

[Parts]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

["couldbecousin"]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? 

[Parts]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? 

No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk  we bought him chicken though so he was happy

["couldbecousin"]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

Did he distract security while the rest of you filled your pockets? 

No he got us kicked out when he flashed the clerk  we bought him chicken though so he was happy

Awww, he was almost like a pet! 

['andersom']

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

["couldbecousin"]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he , or just eccentric? 

['andersom']

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he , or just eccentric? 

Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.

He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!

["couldbecousin"]

In collage we used to get this one guy who was always stoned to go with us to the store in all kinds of outfits including just a robe that came to his knees no shoes and no belt

I had a history teacher like that, dressed in a granny tablecloth as a kind of poncho. He did wear jeans though, and sandals.

Was he , or just eccentric? 

Extremely eccentric, annoying and smug.

He would also walk on the tables, open all his windows wide in winter, and wave with his handkerchief through class after blowing his nose, all to enhance our resistance. UGH!

I would have  to enhance his resistance to my FISTS OF FURY!