No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!!
I was BORN with Balls of Steel(TM), baby!
They function just like human testicles, but they are made out of Steel!
Your Balls of Tungsten Carbide are just fake implants and do not function like real Balls(TM).
As a result of you replacing your human testicles with metal implants, your testosterone level dropped to about the level of a 12 year old female.
Enjoy your "harder than steel" balls, because you really don't have any, if you get my drift!