« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 8   Go Down

Author Topic: Ask Mudkipz a question!  (Read 5558 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 12:47:19 AM »
Why should we ask you a question if you will ignore it?
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 02:56:02 AM »
If Kit were real would you have sex with her?
Logged

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 10:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Kit on March 31, 2010, 02:56:02 AM
If Kit were real would you have sex with her?

Yeah, definitely! I have a cock like a baseball bat! :eyebrows:
Logged

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 10:07:54 AM »
Quote from: odeon on March 31, 2010, 12:47:19 AM
Why should we ask you a question if you will ignore it?

(ignored) :wanker:
Logged

Offline Callaway

  • Official Spokesperson for the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 29267
  • Karma: 2488
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 10:19:52 AM »
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!!  :viking:

Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?
Logged

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2010, 10:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!!  :viking:

I was BORN with Balls of Steel(TM), baby! :eyebrows:

They function just like human testicles, but they are made out of Steel!

Your Balls of Tungsten Carbide are just fake implants and do not function like real Balls(TM).

As a result of you replacing your human testicles with metal implants, your testosterone level dropped to about the level of a 12 year old female. :zoinks:

Enjoy your "harder than steel" balls, because you really don't have any, if you get my drift! ::)
Logged

Scrapheap

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2010, 11:12:35 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!!  :viking:

Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?

No, a guy's mouth is no different from a girls AFAIK. You're only gay if you take it up the ass or suck a dick.
Logged

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 04:18:11 AM »
Is that you in the avatar?
Logged

Offline "couldbecousin"

  • Invincible Heisenweeble of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond Teh Stupid
  • *****
  • Posts: 53577
  • Karma: 2716
  • Gender: Female
  • You're goddamn right.
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2010, 06:15:13 AM »
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 11:12:35 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 31, 2010, 10:19:52 AM
Quote from: Blohm und Voss BV-222 Wiking on March 31, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
No, I want YOU to suck my Balls of Tungsten Carbide(TM)!!!  :viking:

Wouldn't it be equally gay whether you were the sucker or the suckee?

No, a guy's mouth is no different from a girls AFAIK. You're only gay if you take it up the ass or suck a dick.

Sex education is, like, really complicated!  :blonde:
Logged
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2010, 07:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 04:18:11 AM
Is that you in the avatar?

Why, yes it is! Dontcha think I look sexilicious? :eyelash:
Logged

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2010, 07:48:32 AM »
Why do you want to keep chasing Sonic so much? What do you have against him?
Logged

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2010, 08:04:48 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 07:48:32 AM
Why do you want to keep chasing Sonic so much? What do you have against him?

He always interferes with my plans to conquer Mobius! If it weren't for that pesky hedgehog and Tails, I would ruling Mobius with an iron PINGAS by now! :grrr:
Logged

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2010, 08:21:37 AM »
Why are you so fat?

What's with your other name Eggman?


Logged

DukeNukem

  • Guest
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2010, 08:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Kit on April 01, 2010, 08:21:37 AM
Why are you so fat?

What's with your other name Eggman?




Eggman is my middle name.

And I have a question for you:

Why are YOU so fat? :hahaha:
Logged

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Ask Duke_Nukem a question, again!
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2010, 08:45:33 AM »
Duke, what if a duck...?
Logged
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 8   Go Up
« previous next »