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ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« on: March 26, 2010, 01:50:50 PM »
Since Steel rusts, and Carbon Fiber can shatter if it's hit just right, I've decided that the Nickel alloy Inconel is the best material for my Balls(TM)

From now on, you can all suck my

Balls of Inconel(TM)
« Last Edit: March 28, 2010, 07:43:55 PM by Duke_Nükem »

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 01:54:00 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 02:10:07 PM »
Using a dictionary I see
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 05:30:26 PM »
His balls suck that much that he needs continuous replacements.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Inconel(TM)
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 05:47:08 PM »
His balls suck that much that he needs continuous replacements.

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 11:02:16 PM »
http://www.devicedaily.com/environment/new-materials-discovered-in-volcanoes-and-asteroids-are-harder-than-diamonds.html

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Given both materials’ extreme rarity in nature, little practical application has been proposed,

http://xenophilius.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/

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Because both are rare in nature, a way is needed to make enough of either of them to test the prediction.

Are we talkin' tiny, minuscule or microscopic here?  ;)  And unless the volcano has filed an application with the patent office or something, nobody has trademarked lonsdaleite thus far.

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 03:09:29 AM »
UPDATE!!!:

My balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!, a hexagonal form of diamond that is 58% harder than traditional diamond.



Now you can suck my

Balls of Lonsdaleite(TM)!

Good to know that you're still a sucker. :P
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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 06:01:17 PM »
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 06:12:02 PM »
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 11:00:54 PM »
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!

I saw his Balls(TM) and they looked more like Diamonique (fake) than Lonsdaleite. :eyebrows:

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 11:40:28 PM »
Hurray! You have balls of fake diamond! :minusevil:

Lonsdaleite isn't fake diamond, it's enhanced diamond and worth 1,000 times as much!



fucktard!!

I saw his Balls(TM) and they looked more like Diamonique (fake) than Lonsdaleite. :eyebrows:

What were you doing, looking at another guys balls, queer!!!  :ghey:

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 02:35:32 PM »
Bump  :orly:


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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 02:53:11 PM »
Bumping threads is  :viking:

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 03:13:48 PM »
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: My Balls are now made of Lonsdaleite(TM)!
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 03:59:04 PM »
My balls are made of aged cotton thread