Parents of the Year Award...Not.

[Al Swearegen]

So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty. 

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!

Holy crap. SBS always had the rep as being a little less constrained broadcast wise but.....holy crap.

[Phlexor]

So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty. 

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!

Holy crap. SBS always had the rep as being a little less constrained broadcast wise but.....holy crap.

SBS delivers! 

[renaeden]

I saw necrophilia on SBS. That was gross too.

[Eclair]

I saw necrophilia on SBS. That was gross too.

I'm surprised it gets through the censors. Baffled really. Maybe they figure the odds of someone watching SBS that late and complaining is unlikely.

Let's face it, lurking on SBS late at night will almost guarantee something risque or pervy.

What pisses me off about censorship in Australia is all kinds of shit can be blurted out under the guise of a 'news bulletin'....I remember avoiding my children seeing that stuff.....late afternoon..around 4 - 6 pm.... you'd get;

"two men slaughtered in road accident"....."man being questioned for child rape"...."man kills himself and two children"....yet they somehow get away with that shit in a PG timeslot.

ABC is your friend, is all I can say.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Yet, those Australian censor cunts ruined my Left 4 Dead 2 experience by removing gore and riot police. If anything it drives my urge to kill higher if I'm denied my virtual blood lust as a stress outlet.

[Eclair]

Yet, those Australian censor cunts ruined my Left 4 Dead 2 experience by removing gore and riot police. If anything it drives my urge to kill higher if I'm denied my virtual blood lust as a stress outlet.

Sounds like a trip to Kirribilli House is in order 

Censorship here is weird. There is a high blood and gore game on Wii.... (which touts itself as a lovely family friendly game)....yet the censors let that stuff in.

Free to air television, I seriously used to fear between 4 - 6pm because of the graphic nature of the newsbreaks and my kids seeing it.

Bizarre.

[Phlexor]

Yet, those Australian censor cunts ruined my Left 4 Dead 2 experience by removing gore and riot police. If anything it drives my urge to kill higher if I'm denied my virtual blood lust as a stress outlet.

Sounds like a trip to Kirribilli House is in order 

Censorship here is weird. There is a high blood and gore game on Wii.... (which touts itself as a lovely family friendly game)....yet the censors let that stuff in.

Free to air television, I seriously used to fear between 4 - 6pm because of the graphic nature of the newsbreaks and my kids seeing it.

Bizarre.

Which game is that on the Wii? I have House of the Dead: Overkill and Madworld in the blood and gore area.

[SleepyDragon]

I can remember a time when Unreal Tournament, even with the gore turned waaayyy down, was shocking. Now it seems as though games rated G or PG are too mild for my kids to get any fun out of them. Except for Super Smash Bros Brawl, which everybody still likes. They've got some Ray Man games in their collection which I used to enjoy watching them play because the graphics and music were so psycheliciously trippy. But they don't play those ones any more! Not enough excitement and bloodshed! Now it's all Silent Hill and Bioshock and Fallout 3. They grow up so fast....   

[Phlexor]

I can remember a time when Unreal Tournament, even with the gore turned waaayyy down, was shocking. Now it seems as though games rated G or PG are too mild for my kids to get any fun out of them. Except for Super Smash Bros Brawl, which everybody still likes. They've got some Ray Man games in their collection which I used to enjoy watching them play because the graphics and music were so psycheliciously trippy. But they don't play those ones any more! Not enough excitement and bloodshed! Now it's all Silent Hill and Bioshock and Fallout 3. They grow up so fast....   

I remember when my sister let her 9yo son play GTA. I mean WTF??? I don't let my kids play gory games. The most violent would be Star Wars: Battlefront, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, things like that.