A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Do babies go to the bathroom in the womb?
I read that as "thanks for CLEANING that up".
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 16, 2006, 02:57:25 PMDo babies go to the bathroom in the womb? "go to the bathroom"... honestly, is it an american thing, being this coy? no, they don't defecate or urinate (i'm being nice and polite, please note). any waste products are passed through the umbilicial cord and across the placenta into the bloodstream, and form part of the mother's excretory products.
Do babies go to the bathroom in the womb?Â
Quote from: Lucifer on September 16, 2006, 03:07:23 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on September 16, 2006, 02:57:25 PMDo babies go to the bathroom in the womb? "go to the bathroom"... honestly, is it an american thing, being this coy? no, they don't defecate or urinate (i'm being nice and polite, please note). any waste products are passed through the umbilicial cord and across the placenta into the bloodstream, and form part of the mother's excretory products.Actually, although the mother does process waste products through the placenta, babies do urinate in the womb after the first trimester and they swallow amniotic fluid, but they do not defecate unless they are in distress. Their poop is called meconium and if the amniotic fluid is stained yellow or green with meconium, that's bad, because the baby can aspirate the meconium into his lungs.
Quote from: Callaway on September 16, 2006, 06:04:29 PMQuote from: Lucifer on September 16, 2006, 03:07:23 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on September 16, 2006, 02:57:25 PMDo babies go to the bathroom in the womb? "go to the bathroom"... honestly, is it an american thing, being this coy? no, they don't defecate or urinate (i'm being nice and polite, please note). any waste products are passed through the umbilicial cord and across the placenta into the bloodstream, and form part of the mother's excretory products.Actually, although the mother does process waste products through the placenta, babies do urinate in the womb after the first trimester and they swallow amniotic fluid, but they do not defecate unless they are in distress. Their poop is called meconium and if the amniotic fluid is stained yellow or green with meconium, that's bad, because the baby can aspirate the meconium into his lungs. That is very interesting Callaway to know.
Quote from: Lucifer on September 16, 2006, 03:07:23 PMQuote from: QuirkyCarla on September 16, 2006, 02:57:25 PMDo babies go to the bathroom in the womb? "go to the bathroom"... honestly, is it an american thing, being this coy? no, they don't defecate or urinate (i'm being nice and polite, please note). any waste products are passed through the umbilicial cord and across the placenta into the bloodstream, and form part of the mother's excretory products.Actually, although the mother does process waste products through the placenta, babies do urinate in the womb after the first trimester and they swallow amniotic fluid, but they do not defecate unless they are in distress. Their poop is called meconium and if the amniotic fluid is stained yellow or green with meconium, that's bad, because the baby can aspirate the meconium into his lungs.
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 16, 2006, 02:57:25 PMDo babies go to the bathroom in the womb? "go to the bathroom"... honestly, is it an american thing, being this coy? no, they don't defecate or urinate (i'm being nice and polite, please note). any waste products are passed through the umbilicial cord and across the placenta into the bloodstream, and form part of the mother's excretory products.
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