But I can imagine what hassle it would be to go through Airport Security with balls of steel, or anything abnormal for that matter. Imagine all the constant frisking your balls would get.
Don't you have dark matter balls?
Oh why yes indeed I do, they're part of my newest invention, testicular reactors. The expression of having all the power between your legs become true, and you can power anything attached to them. I plan to run all my monstrous atomic monsters on this very idea... The crew thinks it's both a disturbing and ridiculous idea, and don't like the way you plug devices into them... but to hell with them, I have balls of ultimate power!