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Offline normal_impaired

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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2010, 08:54:02 PM »
Quote from: normal_impaired on March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   :P
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2010, 08:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: normal_impaired on March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   :P

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2010, 09:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on March 23, 2010, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: normal_impaired on March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   :P

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!


You have TV shows that show people fucking pigs??  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2010, 09:04:07 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: Eclair on March 23, 2010, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: normal_impaired on March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.    :P

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!


You have TV shows that show people fucking pigs??  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
VOTE FOR DUKE NUKEM AS PRESIDENT OF I2!!!
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2010, 09:53:18 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 09:00:10 PM
Quote from: Eclair on March 23, 2010, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 23, 2010, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: normal_impaired on March 23, 2010, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

So what country do you live in where you think you can get away with child porn until she turns 18?

Wanna have a daughter with 6 breasts, fuck a pig.

Pigs are anatomicaly close to humans.   :P

Your Random Useless Fact has just answered a bizarre question of mine....I was channel surfing the other night and saw this man grunting and groaning (piqued my interest)....you think he is fucking a woman...he's imagining her. When he finally comes down after his orgasm....the screen panned out and showed that he had in fact been fucking a pig.

Very helpful in turning me off suddenly!.... and I flicked the channel, completely grossed out....still does gross me out, but explains the scene better!


You have TV shows that show people fucking pigs??  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

It's SBS, the international channel, so a lot of foreign films. I was a bit shocked though, because it was before 10.30 at night.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM »
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 05:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.

I don't think you would see anything like that on TV here, since it's illegal.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 05:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 24, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.

I don't think you would see anything like that on TV here, since it's illegal.
Yeah, it would be a huge deal if it was ever broadcasted.  It would be guaranteed that someone would get arrested.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 09:11:24 PM »
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2010, 09:38:33 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 24, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.

I don't think you would see anything like that on TV here, since it's illegal.

I'd say it was simulated.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2010, 09:42:43 PM »
Quote from: Phlexor on March 24, 2010, 09:38:33 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 24, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.

I don't think you would see anything like that on TV here, since it's illegal.

I'd say it was simulated.

Softcore Beastiality Porn??  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2010, 10:52:53 PM »
Market it as being furry and have the human dressed in a pig suit, and you probably can get away with it...
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2010, 12:14:00 AM »
Quote from: Singularity on March 24, 2010, 10:52:53 PM
Market it as being furry and have the human dressed in a pig suit, and you probably can get away with it...

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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2010, 07:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Phlexor on March 24, 2010, 09:38:33 PM
Quote from: Callaway on March 24, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Alex179 on March 24, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Beastiality on Aussie television, go figure.

I don't think you would see anything like that on TV here, since it's illegal.

I'd say it was simulated.

Simulated, yes....but I think Callaway's point is it's depicting an illegal act. Given that, you see simulated 'murders' on tv, but that is a criminal offence also.

Bestiality is a touchy subject. I don't think I'm a prude, but I actually was quite shocked when I saw it. But this could have been because I thought it was quite an erotic scene (when he was imagining the girl), not realising it was going to pan out to uncooked roast pork!

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