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Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« on: March 22, 2010, 07:26:59 PM »
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 07:31:04 PM »
At least she was making the household some  money, instead  of costing.   She was being useful.  :P

Yeah, I realize that this is ridiculously fucked up.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM »
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 07:38:33 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

As disturbing as your post is, I am comforted by the fact that actually finding a woman willing to procreate with you may be a slim possibility. :P

You seem to like practising though.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on March 22, 2010, 07:38:33 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

As disturbing as your post is, I am comforted by the fact that actually finding a woman willing to procreate with you may be a slim possibility. :P

You seem to like practising though.

When I finally blow a load of baby batter into a fertile woman who ISN'T on birth controll, I will have had dozens and dozens of practice runs.  :eyebrows:

I've only done this with 3 women. 2 had their tubes tied, one had norplant.

BTW, the 6 breast thing isn't that far fetched at all. Humans have the DNA for a full set of 10 mamillian nipples. All but 2 are genetically turned off, however some people are occasionally born with extra nipples/breasts.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 07:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM
Quote from: Eclair on March 22, 2010, 07:38:33 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:33:29 PM
So much for my plans to have a genetically modified daughter with 6 breasts, and have her do porno as soon as she hits puberty.  ::)

DRATS!!!

As disturbing as your post is, I am comforted by the fact that actually finding a woman willing to procreate with you may be a slim possibility. :P

You seem to like practising though.

When I finally blow a load of baby batter into a fertile woman who ISN'T on birth controll, I will have had dozens and dozens of practice runs.  :eyebrows:

I've only done this with 3 women. 2 had their tubes tied, one had norplant.

BTW, the 6 breast thing isn't that far fetched at all. Humans have the DNA for a full set of 10 mamillian nipples. All but 2 are genetically turned off, however some people are occasionally born with extra nipples/breasts.

The post above makes it sound like you have only had sex with 3 women!
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 07:55:57 PM »
Makes it sound like he has creampied 3 different women to me.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM »
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2010, 08:00:11 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.

That pulling out business sounds like loads of fun!  :snowman:
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 08:00:58 PM »
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.

I assumed that. Wow, you haven't lived  :P Mind you, on a serious note, I do think that is very responsible to not trust anyone with your seed.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 08:02:06 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.

That pulling out business sounds like loads of fun!  :snowman:
It is.   You get the sensation of being bareback, and you usually end up blowing your load on your partner!!!   Double awesome!
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 08:02:20 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.

That pulling out business sounds like loads of fun!  :snowman:

Ahhh, yes....you could use that term....cbc, you are naughty.
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2010, 08:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on March 22, 2010, 08:02:20 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 22, 2010, 08:00:11 PM
Quote from: Scrapmire on March 22, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
^I've done it with more than 3 women, I've only blown a load in 3 women.

All the rest were either condoms, or I pulled out.

That pulling out business sounds like loads of fun!  :snowman:

Ahhh, yes....you could use that term....cbc, you are naughty.


Ooops, I totally overlooked that!  :emb:
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2010, 08:20:27 PM »
Gary John Devine  should be rented out in prison without condoms or lube
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Re: Parents of the Year Award...Not.
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2010, 08:37:16 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 22, 2010, 08:20:27 PM
Gary John Devine  should be rented out in prison without condoms or lube

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