Why are religions always targeting sex, alcohol or food??
Eat, Drink and Fuck and don't feel guilty about it.
You will have no need for religion in you life if you do these 3 simple things.
They want to swoop in and rescue you at your lowest point in your life and love bomb you. Typically they target the most common things that usually leave you feeling like shit, like addictions and a shitty love life.
They also target things they know you won't stop doing like eating and fucking. This is how they create something called the "guilt cycle". They declare "sinful" something that they know you will do. When you do it, you feel (artificial) guilt. The only way to rid yourself of that guilt, is through the religion. It's the cure that contains the disease.
Being a living person means unavoidable suffering and pain. Being alive also means encountering people who will
help you (so they proclaim)
avoid or
eliminate these problems altogether! There's a catch, though. This usually involves transferring the contents of your wallet into theirs — preferably with your enthusiastic agreement. Like for instance, buying insurance policies, or feeding your unquenchable desire for more and flashier consumer goods. More subtle methods include convincing you that whatever it is you are doing with your life,
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!! and you must do what
they say instead of what you want, and this will bring an end to your suffering. Maybe not straightaway, but in the hereafter for certain. And meanwhile, if you wouldn't mind getting out your wallet and placing its contents into this collection dish...
there's a good fellow.
And by "you," of course I mean "me."