A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Probably stay home and anxiously check my phone every 5 minutes. Gah, what have I done!!!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Sinnocent on May 27, 2011, 04:53:31 AMProbably stay home and anxiously check my phone every 5 minutes. Gah, what have I done!!! OK, can't resist: "What have you done?"
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 27, 2011, 05:10:14 AMQuote from: Sinnocent on May 27, 2011, 04:53:31 AMProbably stay home and anxiously check my phone every 5 minutes. Gah, what have I done!!! OK, can't resist: "What have you done?"Post pics.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I'm going back to work.
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:31:17 AMI'm going back to work. Because you have to keep the Jag happy and well tuned and fueled?
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 29, 2011, 09:02:47 AMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:31:17 AMI'm going back to work. Because you have to keep the Jag happy and well tuned and fueled?Yes. How did you know?
Quote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 10:06:57 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 29, 2011, 09:02:47 AMQuote from: odeon on May 29, 2011, 02:31:17 AMI'm going back to work. Because you have to keep the Jag happy and well tuned and fueled?Yes. How did you know?Your Jag phones my Rolls' when you're not around and has says you're the best owner she's had. (Now you need to find an "Aw, shucks," emoticon.)