A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Get up at 4:15 a.m. to make sure I'm at the polling place for 5:30. Then spend 14 hours watching people sign their names and writing down their name in a book. I'm a poll commissioner.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 01, 2011, 04:46:36 PMGet up at 4:15 a.m. to make sure I'm at the polling place for 5:30. Then spend 14 hours watching people sign their names and writing down their name in a book. I'm a poll commissioner.Like my mum. She has been it since 1967.
Going to do some laundry.
Work on the mess I call my yard
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
The ex has offered to drop monkeyboy off at the farm for me tomorrow which I have to begrudgingly take him up on since I can't drive with one of the meds I'm taking. So a quiet day at home for me. Laundry, rest, fluids, maybe some stitching or tv. Wish I could get out in my garden. Looks like the weather will be nice but I can't until my breathing improves.
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 04:48:15 PMThe ex has offered to drop monkeyboy off at the farm for me tomorrow which I have to begrudgingly take him up on since I can't drive with one of the meds I'm taking. So a quiet day at home for me. Laundry, rest, fluids, maybe some stitching or tv. Wish I could get out in my garden. Looks like the weather will be nice but I can't until my breathing improves. Oh that sucks. I had a great workout in the backgarden this afternoon, after work and chat. Felt almost like a new person after that. Hope the stress-factor will soon be gone from your house, so that you can breathe freely again.
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2011, 04:59:23 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 04:48:15 PMThe ex has offered to drop monkeyboy off at the farm for me tomorrow which I have to begrudgingly take him up on since I can't drive with one of the meds I'm taking. So a quiet day at home for me. Laundry, rest, fluids, maybe some stitching or tv. Wish I could get out in my garden. Looks like the weather will be nice but I can't until my breathing improves. Oh that sucks. I had a great workout in the backgarden this afternoon, after work and chat. Felt almost like a new person after that. Hope the stress-factor will soon be gone from your house, so that you can breathe freely again. So true isn't it? You hear about how stress affects your body but I never knew it could take such a toll until I went through this experience. Really looking forward to days in the garden. I've never been able to do anything in a garden (I kill plants just by looking at them ) but last year weeding was very cathartic for me. I was surprised at how good it felt and I was able to process better and clear my mind. I even grew beautiful roses
Quote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 05:45:25 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2011, 04:59:23 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 04:48:15 PMThe ex has offered to drop monkeyboy off at the farm for me tomorrow which I have to begrudgingly take him up on since I can't drive with one of the meds I'm taking. So a quiet day at home for me. Laundry, rest, fluids, maybe some stitching or tv. Wish I could get out in my garden. Looks like the weather will be nice but I can't until my breathing improves. Oh that sucks. I had a great workout in the backgarden this afternoon, after work and chat. Felt almost like a new person after that. Hope the stress-factor will soon be gone from your house, so that you can breathe freely again. So true isn't it? You hear about how stress affects your body but I never knew it could take such a toll until I went through this experience. Really looking forward to days in the garden. I've never been able to do anything in a garden (I kill plants just by looking at them ) but last year weeding was very cathartic for me. I was surprised at how good it felt and I was able to process better and clear my mind. I even grew beautiful roses Hope you'll get to do lots of gardening this year, without your ex seeing a thing of it.Can you do some windowsill preparing for better days?Things like chillies, herbs and such?
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2011, 06:02:33 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 05:45:25 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2011, 04:59:23 PMQuote from: Celticgoddess on April 02, 2011, 04:48:15 PMThe ex has offered to drop monkeyboy off at the farm for me tomorrow which I have to begrudgingly take him up on since I can't drive with one of the meds I'm taking. So a quiet day at home for me. Laundry, rest, fluids, maybe some stitching or tv. Wish I could get out in my garden. Looks like the weather will be nice but I can't until my breathing improves. Oh that sucks. I had a great workout in the backgarden this afternoon, after work and chat. Felt almost like a new person after that. Hope the stress-factor will soon be gone from your house, so that you can breathe freely again. So true isn't it? You hear about how stress affects your body but I never knew it could take such a toll until I went through this experience. Really looking forward to days in the garden. I've never been able to do anything in a garden (I kill plants just by looking at them ) but last year weeding was very cathartic for me. I was surprised at how good it felt and I was able to process better and clear my mind. I even grew beautiful roses Hope you'll get to do lots of gardening this year, without your ex seeing a thing of it.Can you do some windowsill preparing for better days?Things like chillies, herbs and such? I don't know how And I'm also afraid nothing will come of it because my cat will eat it all.