A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'm going to make copies of all my paperwork from all my appointments involving my finger, and put them on my daytime boss's desk as proofthat I did in fact do what I told her I did, and then I will tell her how fucking insulted I am at her hinting that I am a liar after I've been a reliable worker for 22 years AND her UNPAID dogsitter for 14 years. All this because I needed ONE sick day.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 29, 2010, 08:50:32 PMI'm going to make copies of all my paperwork from all my appointments involving my finger, and put them on my daytime boss's desk as proofthat I did in fact do what I told her I did, and then I will tell her how fucking insulted I am at her hinting that I am a liar after I've been a reliable worker for 22 years AND her UNPAID dogsitter for 14 years. All this because I needed ONE sick day. and don't forget that workers comp should be picking up most, if not all the tab. Yeah, she needs to rethink her attitude.
Quote from: Weakling on September 29, 2010, 09:02:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 29, 2010, 08:50:32 PMI'm going to make copies of all my paperwork from all my appointments involving my finger, and put them on my daytime boss's desk as proofthat I did in fact do what I told her I did, and then I will tell her how fucking insulted I am at her hinting that I am a liar after I've been a reliable worker for 22 years AND her UNPAID dogsitter for 14 years. All this because I needed ONE sick day. and don't forget that workers comp should be picking up most, if not all the tab. Yeah, she needs to rethink her attitude.Actually the accident happened at the *other* job, so I am not costing the day job one cent! She's so proud of her skepticism, I am just disgusted now.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 29, 2010, 09:04:23 PMQuote from: Weakling on September 29, 2010, 09:02:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 29, 2010, 08:50:32 PMI'm going to make copies of all my paperwork from all my appointments involving my finger, and put them on my daytime boss's desk as proofthat I did in fact do what I told her I did, and then I will tell her how fucking insulted I am at her hinting that I am a liar after I've been a reliable worker for 22 years AND her UNPAID dogsitter for 14 years. All this because I needed ONE sick day. and don't forget that workers comp should be picking up most, if not all the tab. Yeah, she needs to rethink her attitude.Actually the accident happened at the *other* job, so I am not costing the day job one cent! She's so proud of her skepticism, I am just disgusted now. Just for one sick day, geez. for your thoroughness.Tomorrow I am going to see my friend in the city. I migh buy a few summer clothes while I am there.
Quote from: odeon on September 29, 2010, 03:00:18 PMWork. And help my son choose a film for his autie camp.Odeon - my quick reading style replaced autie with outie. Then I wondered why your son is going to a camp for people with outward shaped belly buttons. Then I do a . Have to start reading s l o w e r.
Work. And help my son choose a film for his autie camp.
Quote from: Weakling on September 29, 2010, 03:51:27 PMQuote from: odeon on September 29, 2010, 03:00:18 PMWork. And help my son choose a film for his autie camp.Odeon - my quick reading style replaced autie with outie. Then I wondered why your son is going to a camp for people with outward shaped belly buttons. Then I do a . Have to start reading s l o w e r.He chose Ford Fairlane, btw.
I've never seen the movie Ford Fairlane. However my Mom drove a 1963 Ford Galaxie 500 that was really sharp. Anyway I may oversee the beginning of the Autumnal Cleaning of Buck House.