I am going to replace my fucking dead-assed chainsaw, so I can finish off the ill-placed trees that are shading my pool. (fear not, I have pantloads of fucking trees, but I want my goddamn POOL in free SUN)
I have broken the chain twice since last fall. Something is out of whack and I am tired of trying to adjust it every ten minutes.
I want a new one!! I have work to do!