I'm going to make copies of all my paperwork from all my appointments involving my finger, and put them on my daytime boss's desk as proof
that I did in fact do what I told her I did, and then I will tell her how fucking insulted I am at her hinting that I am a liar after I've been a
reliable worker for 22 years AND her UNPAID dogsitter for 14 years. All this because I needed ONE sick day.