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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2010, 05:25:10 AM »
Yesterday it was the Kirby vacuum people :zombiefuck:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2010, 07:19:19 AM »
Yesterday it was the Kirby vacuum people :zombiefuck:

I get them too, but I never let them come inside anymore because they will never leave.

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2010, 07:43:03 AM »
Oh shit! I forgot to put one here!  :wanker:


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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2010, 09:46:48 AM »
Yesterday it was the Kirby vacuum people :zombiefuck:

I get them too, but I never let them come inside anymore because they will never leave.

I sent my son out to talk to them they left quick
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2010, 05:04:31 PM »
I never get the kirby people thankfully.

The last thing I need is another vacuum.  ::)

They come to my door I'd have to show them the "stash" in the basement. :laugh:

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2010, 05:10:04 PM »
We never get vacuum salesmen around here.
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2010, 05:14:51 PM »
They sell everything around here.  Then again I live in one of those neighborhood built after or just before WW2 so there are lots of houses close together it attract sales people like flies
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 05:31:00 PM »
I never get the kirby people thankfully.

The last thing I need is another vacuum.  ::)

They come to my door I'd have to show them the "stash" in the basement. :laugh:

Is that when you push them down the stairs and laugh manically then lock the door?

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 05:40:25 PM »
I never get the kirby people thankfully.

The last thing I need is another vacuum.  ::)

They come to my door I'd have to show them the "stash" in the basement. :laugh:

Is that when you push them down the stairs and laugh manically then lock the door?

Basically.

I might let them free if they promised to wash clothes for a month.

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Re: Door to door jesus
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2010, 05:46:39 PM »
I only get the Kirby people on the phone. And that has been a while.
Amazing what that vacuum cleaner can do. They are almost telling you you can bake a strawberry cake and remove painting from your door at the same time with the device. Sometimes I am just in the mood to get people on the phone as absurd as can be. Or to completely confuse them. It all depends on my mood.


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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2010, 06:07:26 PM »
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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2010, 06:20:47 PM »
We get them door-to-door here.  They rang my doorbell, offered to clean the carpet in any room in my home and handed me something of small value like a box of baking soda while they ran to their car to get the $2000 vacuum cleaner they hoped to sell me.  They cleaned a small area of the carpet and then asked to go to my bedroom so they could vacuum my mattress.  I refused and they did their high pressure sale routine, while I told them I was very happy with my Hoover at a tenth of the price.  I was finally able to get them to leave and would you believe they actually had the guts to ask for their box of baking soda back?

Like I said, Kirby salesmen will never get in the front door of my house again.

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2010, 06:42:25 PM »
We get them door-to-door here.  They rang my doorbell, offered to clean the carpet in any room in my home and handed me something of small value like a box of baking soda while they ran to their car to get the $2000 vacuum cleaner they hoped to sell me.  They cleaned a small area of the carpet and then asked to go to my bedroom so they could vacuum my mattress.  I refused and they did their high pressure sale routine, while I told them I was very happy with my Hoover at a tenth of the price.  I was finally able to get them to leave and would you believe they actually had the guts to ask for their box of baking soda back?

Like I said, Kirby salesmen will never get in the front door of my house again.

Door to door salespeople used to be bad here, but it's fairly regulated now.

I can't believe part of their speil is to ask to go into peoples bedrooms. They could get an equal amount of dust mites etc to demonstrate by just vacuuming a sofa.

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Re: Door to door jesus
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2010, 07:07:41 PM »
It regulated her too but most are illegal one
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw