Them: "Sir, do you know Jesus Christ"
Me: "No, I do not, but I do know that Jesus is a Greek translation from the Hebrew name Yoshua which would translate into English as Joshua, and that Christ is a Greek translation of the Hebrew word Messiah, which means The Anointed One in English. Add to this the fact that the man being referred to spoke Aramaic."
Them: "So what are you getting at"
Me: "What I'm getting at is that you're knocking on my door at 8:30am on a saturday morning during a massive hangover so you can preach at me about a savior that you don't even know the actual name of."
Them: "Well, the name Jesus appears in the Bible"
Me: "When you say the Bible, do you mean the ancient Hebrew scrolls formed into the Canon by the Second Council of Nicaea, or do you mean the Walmart clearance bin version which either is or is based on the King James Version which was heavily modified by King James I of England to fit his own political views?"
Them: "I don't know"
Me: That's right, you don't, you just got out-Bibled by an Atheist, how does that make you feel?"