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DukeNukem

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I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« on: March 20, 2010, 05:09:27 AM »
My Balls of Steel(TM) were getting a little rusty, so I had them replaced with new Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM)!

Now I feel a lot more comfortable because they are a lot lighter than steel. And my scrotum is also made of carbon fiber to protect my new Balls of Carbon Fiber(TM)



I LOVE MY NEW BALLS! :green:

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Re: I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 05:38:43 AM »
Oh, jeepers... :rofl:
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Re: I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 06:19:21 AM »
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Re: I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 07:53:43 AM »
I should get a pair of those and hang them from my truck. :laugh:

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Re: I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 08:22:36 AM »
Let this be a lesson in why you need medical grade steel or titanium.

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Re: I got Balls Of Carbon Fiber(TM) now!
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 12:22:44 PM »
Let this be a lesson in why you need medical grade steel or titanium.

lol wut