How to get your assed kicked

[RageBeoulve]

We have a john wayne street downtown. 

Where do you live??

Lol indiana.

Zere iss no "Lol" listed in towns and cities of Indiana. Vat's up viz dat? 

(Kidding! Kidding!  No need to clarify!)

Lexington Indiana. Its about an hour away from indianapolis.   

[punkdrew]

Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now. 

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!" 

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! 

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

[Scrapheap]

Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now. 

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!" 

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! 

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland. 

["couldbecousin"]

Talking about John Wayne, did you know that the character of Optimus Prime from the 80's Transformers cartoon was based on John Wayne.

My life is completed now. 

"So, Mr. Syndicalheap, now that your life is complete, what are you gonna do next?"

"I'm going to Disney World!" 

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! 

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland. 

I'm guessing  is not warmly encouraged at Disneyland? 

[Scrapheap]

pfft!!!

I used to live 3 miles away from Disneyland for 5 years. I never went ONCE!!! 

I live 4.5 mi from Disneyland. I've been once, and will go again next month. You could say it's on my list of things to do at least once.

I'd rather spend all day hanging out at the Goat Hill Tavern, than going to Disneyland. 

I'm guessing  is not warmly encouraged at Disneyland? 

You can drink there, they just kick you out if you get drunk.   

Besides, they don't have  at Disneyland, but they have it at Goat Hill Tavern!!!

[punkdrew]

The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."

[punkdrew]

Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers. 

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  

I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )

["couldbecousin"]

Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers. 

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  

I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )

Well, yes, either you go OUT the back door, reallyreallyfast, before they see you, or you will end up going THROUGH it! 

[Alex179]

The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."

I've been to Disneyworld on 5 hits of LSD before.   This was before they shut down and messed with Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (was notorious for acidheads).