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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 09:53:24 PM »
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2010, 06:18:17 AM »
Go to one of those commercial businesses with trained angry doberman guard dogs and a high fence, dressed up as a cat.


Taunt them and scale the fence.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2010, 11:01:45 AM »
John Wayne's name @ birth was Marion Morrison. If that ain't a fag's name then I don't know what.  >:D  :laugh:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2010, 04:16:16 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on March 19, 2010, 11:01:45 AM
John Wayne's name @ birth was Marion Morrison. If that ain't a fag's name then I don't know what.

It's the "Boy Named Sue" syndrome. With a name like that, you'd better be tough!  :boxers: :arrr: :litigious:

Also, Pat Robertson's real first name is Marion. Maybe in the olden days it was a more common choice for a boy's name.   :2thumbsup:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM »
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2010, 04:27:36 PM »
sir lancelot off the round ablt.  ghey tosser  :2thumbsup:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2010, 08:11:35 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2010, 08:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 19, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

Who's Logan?  :snowman:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2010, 08:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 19, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

I think Lance is a hot name.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2010, 08:27:12 PM »
Walk into a black gospel church and shout 'what's up, you dirty niggaz'...
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2010, 07:43:02 AM »
I agree with you all. I was just taking the piss. John Wayne is like God where I live and it gets on my tits sometimes.

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2010, 09:52:29 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on March 19, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 19, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 19, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
A lot of people say Lance is a gay name, and thats my name.

Nobody ever picked on me for that though. I got a few noogies for being short, and for looking like a girl when I was a kid. But not my name.  :zoinks:

Logan is more gay than Lance IMO.

I think Lance is a hot name.

Thanks.  :green:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #27 on: March 20, 2010, 11:57:52 AM »
Quote from: punkdrew on March 20, 2010, 07:43:02 AM
I agree with you all. I was just taking the piss. John Wayne is like God where I live and it gets on my tits sometimes.

Stupid sex jokes begin in 5...4....3....2....1

Do you live near John Wayne Airport?? (south east corner of Buena Park)
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #28 on: March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AM »
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2010, 12:06:12 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 20, 2010, 11:59:25 AM
We have a john wayne street downtown.  :o

Where do you live??
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