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How to get your assed kicked
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM »
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 06:32:07 PM »

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 06:32:15 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 07:57:23 PM »
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 07:58:58 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


That made me fucking laugh.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2010, 08:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 18, 2010, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on March 18, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Walk into a country bar and say, at the top oif your lungs, "Boy, that John Wayne sure was one big faggot, huh?"


 :laugh:

Why, did you try this out yourself?

I'm not dead, so the answer is obvious.
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM »
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2010, 08:10:44 PM »
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2010, 08:12:41 PM »
Quote from: parts on March 18, 2010, 08:10:44 PM


You guys are making me laugh so much tonight I got a headache. Ohhh shiiit... :LOL:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2010, 08:15:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 08:17:18 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 08:19:34 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:17:18 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 18, 2010, 08:15:59 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM
Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

Probably in an ambulance. Drunk rednecks are dangerous motherfuckers. :o

*nods* That's the impression I get. I'll bet it would be even worse if there were drunk redneck BIKERS there too!  :o

I wouldn't go in. Serious. I don't normally go to bars anyway. I've got too much history with that kind of crap.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2010, 09:11:03 PM »
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Re: How to get your assed kicked
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 09:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 18, 2010, 09:11:03 PM


 :plus: Perfect! Looks like one of those traffic-safety signs.  :laugh:
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