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punkdrew:
The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."

punkdrew:

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--- Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM ---Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

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Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

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I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )

"couldbecousin":

--- Quote from: punkdrew on April 01, 2010, 12:21:27 AM ---
--- Quote from: couldbecousin on March 18, 2010, 08:14:15 PM ---
--- Quote from: Anarcho-Syndicalheap on March 18, 2010, 08:07:47 PM ---Whenever I go to the bathroom in a Country Bar, I write "Cowboy Hats" on the toilet seat covers.  :laugh:

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Hope nobody catches you...you would then have to exit the bar directly out the back door!  :laugh:

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I think you meant THROUGH the back door, cousin. ; )

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Well, yes, either you go OUT the back door, reallyreallyfast, before they see you, or you will end up going THROUGH it!  :laugh:

Alex179:

--- Quote from: punkdrew on April 01, 2010, 12:20:28 AM ---The best way is to get stoned or dosed on LSD before you go. Even better if you don't have to drive. Check out Franklin Ajaye's classic bit "Disneyland High."

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I've been to Disneyworld on 5 hits of LSD before.   This was before they shut down and messed with Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (was notorious for acidheads).

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