Dick used his johnson to assault female police officer

["couldbecousin"]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.

My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.

It's always good to live in hope!

I know I feel safer now! 

[DukeNukem]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.

My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.

It's always good to live in hope!

I know I feel safer now! 

Right up until I do like Dick and start beating with with MY "Johnson", beeyotch!

["couldbecousin"]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.

My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.

It's always good to live in hope!

I know I feel safer now! 

Right up until I do like Dick and start beating with with MY "Johnson", beeyotch!

I think I'll start running now, just as soon as I stop  !

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With all those dicks  out in the street how can anyone be safe?  I thing they should all be registered to keep people safe maybe even licensed

["couldbecousin"]

With all those dicks  out in the street how can anyone be safe?  I thing they should all be registered to keep people safe maybe even licensed

Excellent idea! That will make it easier for me if I decide to get a boyfriend...I'll just look up his license number to be sure he's legit!