Dick used his johnson to assault female police officer

[enronh]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

 

[Callaway]

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

The way I pictured it, this guy's penis must be very long.

[Eclair]

Sounds like she might have been sitting on a couch and he's stood up and turkey slapped her.

[Callaway]

Sounds like she might have been sitting on a couch and he's stood up and turkey slapped her.

I thought she was standing up and he was sitting on the couch, and then he stood up and tried to poke it in her face.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

[Eclair]

Sounds like she might have been sitting on a couch and he's stood up and turkey slapped her.

I thought she was standing up and he was sitting on the couch, and then he stood up and tried to poke it in her face.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

We need the whole police report!

It does say he stood up and was standing over her, so I assumed they were at the same level and he stood up.

Also, I think I assumed she would have been sitting to be at his level to calm the situation down, much like you do with kids, rather than stand over them?

[enronh]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

[Callaway]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.

My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.

[Eclair]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/

same story different source..


...Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.

My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.

It's always good to live in hope!

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forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck

 

[DukeNukem]

Is that a baton in your pants?  :lol:

[RageBeoulve]

Is that a baton in your pants?  :lol:

Duke man. Sup? You've not been too busy? ALSO, BLOW IT OUT YER ASS.

[DukeNukem]

Is that a baton in your pants?  :lol:

Duke man. Sup? You've not been too busy? ALSO, BLOW IT OUT YER ASS.

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

[RageBeoulve]

Is that a baton in your pants?  :lol:

Duke man. Sup? You've not been too busy? ALSO, BLOW IT OUT YER ASS.

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

I was joking with you, duke. I was also trying to express concern for the fact that I hadn't seen you in a while.

[ZEGH8578]

in swedish that is called "att olla"

[Scrapheap]

Is that a baton in your pants?  :lol:

Duke man. Sup? You've not been too busy? ALSO, BLOW IT OUT YER ASS.

Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?

Well, we certianly can't tell the difference on you.