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Quote from: Callaway on March 17, 2010, 09:27:17 AMQuote from: enronhubbard on March 17, 2010, 09:23:01 AMhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/same story different source.....Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.It's always good to live in hope!
Quote from: enronhubbard on March 17, 2010, 09:23:01 AMhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/same story different source.....Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/same story different source.....Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Quote from: Eclair on March 17, 2010, 09:30:49 AMQuote from: Callaway on March 17, 2010, 09:27:17 AMQuote from: enronhubbard on March 17, 2010, 09:23:01 AMhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/same story different source.....Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.It's always good to live in hope!I know I feel safer now!
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 17, 2010, 09:53:20 PMQuote from: Eclair on March 17, 2010, 09:30:49 AMQuote from: Callaway on March 17, 2010, 09:27:17 AMQuote from: enronhubbard on March 17, 2010, 09:23:01 AMhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/17/legless_lithuanian/same story different source.....Officers apparently sat down on a neighbouring couch, at which point Varinauskas decided to whip out his lethal weapon.Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch explained to Aberdeen Sheriff Court: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."Thanks for settling this, enronhubbard.My assumption that the policewoman was standing up was wrong and maybe the accused does not have the monstrously long penis I pictured at first.It's always good to live in hope!I know I feel safer now! Right up until I do like Dick and start beating with with MY "Johnson", beeyotch!
With all those dicks out in the street how can anyone be safe? I thing they should all be registered to keep people safe maybe even licensed
