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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2010, 06:32:51 AM »
Darwin attacks!
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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 10:47:02 AM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(


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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 11:00:28 AM »
dumb americans  ::)

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 07:53:04 PM »
Sounds like something that happened in a trailer. Dumb white trash.

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2010, 10:28:18 PM »
Now if the parents would just shoot themselves, we could have a tripple Darwin Award!!!

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 10:21:36 AM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(



Sure, you need to keep the gun on the coffee table so you can shoot the TV Elvis style!

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2010, 10:39:19 AM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(



Sure, you need to keep the gun on the coffee table so you can shoot the TV Elvis style!

It's not as fun with the LCD tv's need a good old CRT one though
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2010, 11:03:45 AM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(



Sure, you need to keep the gun on the coffee table so you can shoot the TV Elvis style!

It's not as fun with the LCD tv's need a good old CRT one though

What about a shot gun at an LCD?

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2010, 12:02:47 PM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(



Sure, you need to keep the gun on the coffee table so you can shoot the TV Elvis style!

It's not as fun with the LCD tv's need a good old CRT one though

What about a shot gun at an LCD?

They don't blow up like a crt one
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2010, 12:53:32 PM »
The stepfather leaves it laying around were she can reach it with the safety off.

The mother is in the same room.

WTF.  :(



Sure, you need to keep the gun on the coffee table so you can shoot the TV Elvis style!

It's not as fun with the LCD tv's need a good old CRT one though

What about a shot gun at an LCD?

They don't blow up like a crt one

Guess it's explosives then.

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2010, 05:28:04 AM »
Never shot a TV before.  I did take an old Apple out in the woods and lay into it with a .44 Desert Eagle once, that was pretty fun, monitor glass is way thicker than you'd think. 

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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2010, 06:53:13 AM »
Never shot a TV before.  I did take an old Apple out in the woods and lay into it with a .44 Desert Eagle once, that was pretty fun, monitor glass is way thicker than you'd think. 

You can have my old CRT monitor! Do you still own the .44 Desert Eagle?
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Re: Toddler shoots herself with a Wii gun
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 01:58:03 PM »
Never shot a TV before.  I did take an old Apple out in the woods and lay into it with a .44 Desert Eagle once, that was pretty fun, monitor glass is way thicker than you'd think. 

I took one out with a fireman's ax and another with a brick neither was on though.  I want to shoot or toss one that's on when I do it :headbang2:
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