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[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

Note that I do not have all that much in the way of notable real-life experiences, so there's not much of a point asking about such things, unless you for some reason want to make sure exactly how much of a life I do not have. Questions about my views, behavior, and me as a person, can likely end up receiving an interesting (possibly in more than one way) answer, though. Original questions, hypothetical questions, inquiries about one aspect or another of the somewhat twisted workings of my mind and psyche in particular.

[McGiver]

are you a male?

[purposefulinsanity]

What are your impressions of Intensity so far??  Do you think we're all just a bunch of heartless bastards who prey on the weak?

[lilia]

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning?

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

are you a male?

Indeed.

What are your impressions of Intensity so far??  Do you think we're all just a bunch of heartless bastards who prey on the weak?

No, atleast as far as the latter goes. However, I², most surprisingly, seems a bit more... intense than most other forums.

What is the first thing you do when you get out of bed in the morning?

Spend a few minutes with my laptop, though perhaps that doesn't count, as I by then still sit in my bed. Then, to remedy my sleep-deprived state somewhat, I drink whatever coffee, if any, is left over from the night.

[McGiver]

fully erect, how long is your penis?

[lilia]

fully erect, how long is your penis?

How come you never ask women about the size of their clitoris?  Sexist!

[McGiver]

i have been thinking about a taboo question for the ladies.  perhaps bra size, but that seems vanilla?

plus i can't measure my cock against a womans breast size.

unless that is i was titty fucking her.

random thoughts completed.

[purposefulinsanity]

i have been thinking about a taboo question for the ladies.  perhaps bra size, but that seems vanilla?

You already asked me that months ago- was one of the few questions I refused to answer 

[McGiver]

maybe that is why i didn't pursue that line of questioning.

hey wait, no i didn't.  i asked you about the size of your cups.  we were talking about jack daniels.

[purposefulinsanity]

maybe that is why i didn't pursue that line of questioning.

hey wait, no i didn't.  i asked you about the size of your cups.  we were talking about jack daniels.

I thought that was just your cover story

[McGiver]

could have been.

this is nice, we are showing f-yu that an ask away thread could and will be hijacked, from time to time.

[purposefulinsanity]

could have been.

this is nice, we are showing f-yu that an ask away thread could and will be hijacked, from time to time.

Yeah, but better come up with some questions too.

How would you describe your sexual orientation fluffylover?

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

fully erect, how long is your penis?

20.3cm (or 8.0 inches, for those still using that ancient system)

How would you describe your sexual orientation fluffylover?

Heterosexual and nearly fully imagination (and anime; there is nothing like well-drawn, well-animated and well-voiced hentai. it is one of the few things I, for my own amusement, concider holy) oriented; apart from the occasional, very brief burst of attraction resulting from my imagination semi-subconsciously getting involved and prettying things up, I have yet to find a real-life person significantly attractive. Upon closer examination (not that close, mind you. I have yet to get such an opportunity), all there is to see is a (picture of a) lump of flesh forming a shape largely corresponding to some kind of ideal hard-wired into my brain, but covered with billions of tiny imperfections (as all relatively complex life is) ruining the whole.

[McGiver]

are you sexually experienced?