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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2015, 08:41:24 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 17, 2015, 08:54:05 AM
One day I shall achieve people of walmart fame. :thumbup:

Until then, this thread needs more pictures.





I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is because that woman's husband swapped bodies with their dog using a mind-swapping device or something.
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2015, 08:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 19, 2015, 08:41:24 PM
I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is...
What do you tell yourself the reason the woman is wearing a collar?
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2015, 08:53:15 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 19, 2015, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 19, 2015, 08:41:24 PM
I'm just going to tell myself that the reason that  man is wearing a collar is...
What do you tell yourself the reason the woman is wearing a collar?

I didn't see that at first, her hair covered the damn thing.  :GA:

I'm just going to say that em...The couple had two dogs that they swapped bodies with...But for some reason the experiment went wrong and like the dog that's in the woman's body has retained some human intelligence and so is able to go to Walmart without to do shopping without pissing on everything.  :tinfoil:
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2015, 08:54:29 PM »
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2015, 08:57:21 PM »
I want that mind-swapping device so I can swap my body with that of Scarlett Johansson.  :asthing:  :eyebrows:
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2015, 09:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 19, 2015, 08:57:21 PM
I want that mind-swapping device so I can swap my body with that of Scarlett Johansson.  :asthing:  :eyebrows:
Now thinking of the movie, Being John Malkovich. :laugh:
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2016, 03:38:08 PM »
So sad. Last time I was at Walmart I saw an older white guy who looked like he left his hippie compound to go shopping there. He was colorfully dressed, had dreadlocks with a huge bald spot which looked ridiculous. My phone was completely full, so I have nothing to post here.

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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2016, 03:49:11 PM »
  I have been a person of Walmart :cbc: and I will be again at some future point.
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2016, 05:21:10 PM »
We need more pics.



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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2016, 05:46:08 PM »
I hate that site. I lose over an hour of my life everytime I visit it.  :LOL:
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2016, 08:21:17 PM »
 :zoinks:

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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2016, 09:15:10 PM »
Awwwwwww.  He looks like Mr. Kaufman, my pet squirrel.
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2020, 05:27:01 AM »
On a road trip today, we stopped to buy a beach umbrella. At Bunnings. They are a bit like Home Depot but with more stuff.

Saw a girl at the checkout wearing a bikini. No complaints, she was attractive and in good shape. But I'm assuming that it was a new bikini. From behind it was simply a piece of string, no material whatsoever, and her butt was as white as a sheet. Having presumably not seen a lot of sun.

I could have fumbled with my handphone and got a photo to share, but that would be way too creepy.
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2020, 06:50:46 PM »
I work at Walmart... so I see some weird stuff all the time...

especially if it's Black Women wearing Lepperd Spotted Pants
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Re: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE OF WALMART!!!!
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2020, 06:56:29 PM »
My favorite ones are the butt cracks of Wal-Mart.  :zoinks:





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