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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2006, 11:34:59 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 13, 2006, 08:26:37 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 07:40:11 AM
I also write erotica...and I'm good at it. If you ask nice I'll post one of my erotic pieces here so the ladies will have something to get off to besides Peter's pics.

We should team up; you could write erotic stories, and I could model for the illustrations.

Pardon my late response here, Peter. I like the idea so much I'm trying to convince MillaPill to try her hand at the illustrations. God knows she's been raving about your package for as long as I've known her :)
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2006, 11:35:18 PM »
Ghey!
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2006, 07:39:30 AM »
Quote from: MrJones on September 14, 2006, 11:34:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 13, 2006, 08:26:37 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 07:40:11 AM
I also write erotica...and I'm good at it. If you ask nice I'll post one of my erotic pieces here so the ladies will have something to get off to besides Peter's pics.

We should team up; you could write erotic stories, and I could model for the illustrations.

Pardon my late response here, Peter. I like the idea so much I'm trying to convince MillaPill to try her hand at the illustrations. God knows she's been raving about your package for as long as I've known her :)

She does?  What is it with woment always getting so excited over it?  I've never thought it pushed the envelope all that much, but I seem to be in the minority with that.  She raves about your package too, you know.

So would you be responsible for the photography, or would you hire a photographer?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2006, 10:34:40 AM »
i'm a cocky raver... or something... ::)
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2006, 12:09:15 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 15, 2006, 07:39:30 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 14, 2006, 11:34:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 13, 2006, 08:26:37 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 07:40:11 AM
I also write erotica...and I'm good at it. If you ask nice I'll post one of my erotic pieces here so the ladies will have something to get off to besides Peter's pics.

We should team up; you could write erotic stories, and I could model for the illustrations.

Pardon my late response here, Peter. I like the idea so much I'm trying to convince MillaPill to try her hand at the illustrations. God knows she's been raving about your package for as long as I've known her :)

She does?  What is it with woment always getting so excited over it?  I've never thought it pushed the envelope all that much, but I seem to be in the minority with that.  She raves about your package too, you know.

So would you be responsible for the photography, or would you hire a photographer?

Yeah....I maybe a Yank, but I'm not dumb or arrogant enough to leave the two of you alone and naked in a room together....I'm skittish enough about you being naked on the same continent at the same time. :P

So.....she really likes my goods? I was thinking I might have to hire a stunt cock. :P

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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2006, 12:14:16 PM »
you know i love your wormy worm worm my lovemuffin :)
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2006, 01:06:05 PM »


christ, that's nasty.
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2006, 04:48:45 PM »
"lovemuffin"? :o
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2006, 06:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on September 15, 2006, 01:06:05 PM


christ, that's nasty.

Dude...I mentioned the same thing...my little vanilla cream filled cherry tart didn't realize she was suggesting that my wanker might need to be wormed :)
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2006, 07:50:22 PM »
Quote from: MrJones on September 15, 2006, 12:09:15 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 15, 2006, 07:39:30 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 14, 2006, 11:34:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 13, 2006, 08:26:37 AM
Quote from: MrJones on September 13, 2006, 07:40:11 AM
I also write erotica...and I'm good at it. If you ask nice I'll post one of my erotic pieces here so the ladies will have something to get off to besides Peter's pics.

We should team up; you could write erotic stories, and I could model for the illustrations.

Pardon my late response here, Peter. I like the idea so much I'm trying to convince MillaPill to try her hand at the illustrations. God knows she's been raving about your package for as long as I've known her :)

She does?  What is it with woment always getting so excited over it?  I've never thought it pushed the envelope all that much, but I seem to be in the minority with that.  She raves about your package too, you know.

So would you be responsible for the photography, or would you hire a photographer?

Yeah....I maybe a Yank, but I'm not dumb or arrogant enough to leave the two of you alone and naked in a room together....I'm skittish enough about you being naked on the same continent at the same time. :P

So.....she really likes my goods? I was thinking I might have to hire a stunt cock. :P



Of course she does.  I'm never done hearing about how pretty your cock is.

Does it bother you that I'll probably be going to Ireland at some point?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2006, 11:59:40 PM »
Quote from: odeon on September 15, 2006, 04:48:45 PM
"lovemuffin"? :o

the whole thing.  pink fluffy squeegy horror.
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2006, 01:23:36 AM »
So Mr. Jones, how do You do like Intensity2?
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2006, 11:13:27 PM »
I dont know if this is a compliment or an insult, or if there really is that quality there or if i am just superimposing my memory of it onto your writing, but your writing style sometimes reminds me of how Mr. Smith from the matrix talks. (personally I like his rhythm)
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2006, 04:53:49 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on September 15, 2006, 07:50:22 PM

Does it bother you that I'll probably be going to Ireland at some point?

No. Not in the least.
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Re: Jones here, Mr. Jones
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2006, 04:54:41 PM »
Quote from: kevv729 on September 16, 2006, 01:23:36 AM
So Mr. Jones, how do You do like Intensity2?

I't's great.
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