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Would you rather:

be 10 pounds over weight with tennis ball sized testicles?
2 (40%)
Underweight with walnut sized testicles?
3 (60%)

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DukeNukem

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Re: Poll for the Guys
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 05:38:07 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2010, 07:07:00 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 05, 2010, 07:04:14 AM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!
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Re: Poll for the Guys
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2010, 08:20:24 PM »
I'd rather not have EITHER bodily defect. I am much better as I am.
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Re: Poll for the Guys
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 01:48:56 AM »
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 05, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2010, 07:07:00 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 05, 2010, 07:04:14 AM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!


Sounding a little defensive there Tinkerbelle
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Re: Poll for the Guys
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2010, 10:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 06, 2010, 01:48:56 AM
Quote from: Duke_Nukem on March 05, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 05, 2010, 07:07:00 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 05, 2010, 07:04:14 AM
Yup!

Awww, I just knew there was a shy, sensitive romantic hidden beneath all that bluster about BALLS OF STEEL!  ;)

Wow, how did you guys know I was a virgin? What does that make me, stupid? Me being a virgin suggests one or more of the following...

1.) I am an aspie.

2.) STD Prevention.

3.) I'm just a kid!

4.) I had so much sex that my sexual state reverted back to virgin status!

5.) I am asexual. I can reproduce by myself! Mwahahahaha!

6.) I am a robot. I was not designed with the capabilities nor the desire for sexual relations with humans.

7.) I got my penis ripped off by the aliens during the production of Duke Nukem Forever, which was the reason it got canceled.

8.) There is no number 8.

No shit, I am NOT a virgin. I have had sex with many women! Because I am Duke Nukem, and YOU losers are NOT!


Sounding a little defensive there Tinkerbelle
always makes me wonder when someone gets too defensive.
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Misunderstood.
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