How to microwave lobster tails

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I question the mentality of google bots who both live shit digging and lobster tails.

Perhaps there's a connection between the two??

Lobsters are bottom feeders and eat what ever shit ends up on the ocean floor

That makes as much sense as anything.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Get constipated from eating lobster tails?

 That could be it too.

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I question the mentality of google bots who both live shit digging and lobster tails.

Perhaps there's a connection between the two??

Lobsters are bottom feeders and eat what ever shit ends up on the ocean floor

That makes as much sense as anything.

A friend of mine from Jamaica used to use the phrase 'Full of shit like crab' all time because they are bottom feeders. 


Another thought maybe those little forks for digging the meat out of lobster legs and claws  lobster are also used for digging shit out of asses