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Projectile Defecation...
« on: February 15, 2010, 09:35:21 PM »
You heard me.

Odeon, if this violates TOS, take it down. I make no protest.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 11:03:50 PM »
How long has your diarrhea gone on?  Are you able to keep down any clear liquids? 

If it goes on for more than a day, you should replace electrolytes and call a doctor because you can become dehydrated quickly.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 04:45:32 AM »
Doesn't sound like a barrel of laughs.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 05:25:41 AM »
can you take target practice?
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 01:06:15 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on February 15, 2010, 09:35:21 PM
You heard me.

Odeon, if this violates TOS, take it down. I make no protest.

No, it doesn't violate anything but your stomach.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2010, 01:07:04 PM »
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2010, 01:06:15 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 15, 2010, 09:35:21 PM
You heard me.

Odeon, if this violates TOS, take it down. I make no protest.

No, it doesn't violate anything but your stomach.
and his sphincter.  i bet it is raw and burns.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2010, 01:08:34 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 16, 2010, 01:07:04 PM
Quote from: odeon on February 16, 2010, 01:06:15 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 15, 2010, 09:35:21 PM
You heard me.

Odeon, if this violates TOS, take it down. I make no protest.

No, it doesn't violate anything but your stomach.
and his sphincter.  i bet it is raw and burns.

True.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2010, 02:58:49 PM »
This should be made into an Olympic Sport!!!
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2010, 03:51:50 PM »
I wouldn't want to witness it live.  :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 06:22:27 PM »
Happened to me once. There's a reason why "loo" is in Vindaloo (or hot toilet, as I like to call it). :thumbup:
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »
Thank you for sharing.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 02:02:58 PM »
When I eat chicken with red curry paste my piss smells of it for hours.
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 02:04:28 PM »
And thank *you* for sharing.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2010, 02:05:51 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 23, 2010, 02:02:58 PM
When I eat chicken with red curry paste my piss smells of it for hours.
did you ever ask the girls that you spoon fed your piss to, "does it taste like red curry paste?"
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Re: Projectile Defecation...
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2010, 02:09:41 PM »
Quote from: McFiona on February 23, 2010, 02:05:51 PM
Quote from: TheoK on February 23, 2010, 02:02:58 PM
When I eat chicken with red curry paste my piss smells of it for hours.
did you ever ask the girls that you spoon fed your piss to, "does it taste like red curry paste?"

I didn't eat that at the time when I pissed in girls' mouths, but the cum obviously becomes very salty of it, since one whore girl complained about that.  :angel:
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