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Don't Get Married
« on: February 15, 2010, 12:58:49 AM »
Any realistic cost-benefit anaylysis will show that the former outweight the latter.
But if you must get hitched, make sure it's an open marriage so's you and your partner
can turn to other partners when you get tired of each other. Which will happen. Yes it will.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 01:42:44 AM »
I never married, neither did my brother. He's an NT but he says: "Why should I pay to have some whore bossing me around in all my spare time?"  :2thumbsup:

Or we can consult Schopenhauer on the matter: "Marriage redcuces freedom to half of what it was but doubles the duties".

Such wise men.  8)

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 02:05:57 AM »
If any married man lets his wife boss him around, then he only has himself to blame.

You need to set the ground rules from the start, that you aren't going to take any kind of shit. That goes both ways too though (I don't want any chicks or broads getting hysterical with me  :zoinks: ).

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 05:21:14 AM »
being married is great.  my wife is my partner and she fills in where i have shortcomings.
if i wasn't married i bet i'd be dead.  without anyone to be accountable to but myself i would live a hedonistic lifestyle and be seriously hooked on drugs.  or i would catch a sexually transmitted disease from one of the many women that i would fuck.
though, if i were single, and alive, i would likely be around 30 pounds lighter.  because it would help me to get women.  all the sex would be great exercise or the drugs would keep me from eating as much.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 05:50:40 AM »
I think that marriage can be either great or horrible depending on the two people who are married.

I love being married to my husband, too.

We are partners and best friends and neither one of us is the other one's boss.  My husband's and my strengths and weaknesses complement one another.  While raising our daughter can be a little challenging sometimes, it's much easier to raise her together than it would be without each of us having the other one to back us up.  I would give my life to save his or our daughter's lives and I know he feels the same way about us.

I thought you said you weren't married to your partner, Wandrew.  If you are so unhappy, what is stopping you from walking away?  I know that she needs you, but I don't know whether you need her too.

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 07:00:13 AM »
Once was enough. :zombiefuck:

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 09:19:07 AM »
I kinda agree with McJ not sure where I'd be now if I wasn't married could have been good but most likely very bad.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 09:26:36 AM »
I got married for tax break.

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 12:10:22 PM »
Once was enough. :zombiefuck:
i agree.  if things don't work out between my wife and i...which i do not forsee...then i will never get married again.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 06:24:10 PM »
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2010, 05:24:35 AM »
I got married for tax break.
:lol:
except i don't really see a tax advantage.

i pay extra for pussy, stability and keeping my life in order.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2010, 06:32:46 AM »
Once was enough. :zombiefuck:
I feel the same way.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2010, 12:50:02 PM »
I got married for tax break.
:lol:
except i don't really see a tax advantage.

i pay extra for pussy, stability and keeping my life in order.
You pay extra, but does SG?

There are several breaks for married couples in the tax laws.   They don't really make a big difference if you make above a certain amount though IIRC.
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2010, 12:53:56 PM »
i think i make too much.  i'm rich bitch!
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Re: Don't Get Married
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2010, 01:40:06 PM »
I got married for tax break.
:lol:
except i don't really see a tax advantage.

i pay extra for pussy, stability and keeping my life in order.
You pay extra, but does SG?

There are several breaks for married couples in the tax laws.   They don't really make a big difference if you make above a certain amount though IIRC.

We are getting back over $1000. I don't remember the exact amount. My husband did it all and I had to go with so I can sign the papers and we only owe 64 dollars.