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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #45 on: June 06, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Indeed; Eris might find it kinky. :orly:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #46 on: June 06, 2011, 06:48:09 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Indeed; Eris might find it kinky. :orly:

I know a guy who would love the idea of me vomiting my intestines though , or ripping someone else out.  :orly:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #47 on: June 06, 2011, 06:58:38 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't think Gurro is one of Eris's things actually.  :laugh:

I know a guy who would love the idea of me vomiting my intestines though , or ripping someone else out.  :orly:

You did something wrong with that quote. :laugh:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #48 on: June 06, 2011, 07:02:40 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't think Gurro is one of Eris's things actually.  :laugh:

I know a guy who would love the idea of me vomiting my intestines though , or ripping someone else out.  :orly:

You did something wrong with that quote. :laugh:

lets be honest , I completely fucked it up.  :lol:

Fixed now , keep doing that today.  :autism:  :facepalm2:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2011, 07:21:20 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2011, 07:54:24 PM »
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\

I'm only teasing  :laugh:

You want to fuck Sarah Palin , you go get her.  :thumbup: (get permission from your girlfriend first though perhaps? :P)
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2011, 07:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\

Nooooo tell us more!   :zoinks:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2011, 10:25:20 PM »
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\

Nancy Pelosi?  Really?  She's 71 years old  ???


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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2011, 02:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 07:54:24 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\

I'm only teasing  :laugh:

You want to fuck Sarah Palin , you go get her.  :thumbup: (get permission from your girlfriend first though perhaps? :P)

Thats ok, I'm happy and don't need to go roaming around like a horny tom cat.  I would never cheat on her irl.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2011, 02:19:57 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on June 06, 2011, 10:25:20 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 07:21:20 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Ok, I'll keep my twisted fantasies to myself.   :-\

Nancy Pelosi?  Really?  She's 71 years old  ???




I said they were twisted..... :eyebrows:   :laugh:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2011, 08:10:34 AM »
Any other septuagenarians that get you hot and bothered?
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #56 on: June 07, 2011, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:48:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on June 06, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:54:41 PM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Quote from: Psychophant on June 06, 2011, 05:16:41 PM
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Indeed; Eris might find it kinky. :orly:

I know a guy who would love the idea of me vomiting my intestines though , or ripping someone else out.  :orly:

You don't have to talk about me anonymously. I am right here you know :)
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #57 on: June 07, 2011, 10:12:30 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 07, 2011, 08:11:53 AM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 06:48:09 PM
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I even find Nancy Pelosi sexy. Man, have I got issues or what?

Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman and Nancy Pelosi are pretty hot in a way.   :eyebrows:

I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

 :agreed:  But, I have this fantasy where she  :squit: with her hands tied and her glasses on and naked.    :evillaugh:

Please stop , I'd rather not vomit my intestines out over my laptop.  :P

Indeed; Eris might find it kinky. :orly:

I know a guy who would love the idea of me vomiting my intestines though , or ripping someone else out.  :orly:

You don't have to talk about me anonymously. I am right here you know :)

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I never knew you found the idea of me ripping out someones intestines erotic.

I was referring to my ex actually  :laugh:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #58 on: June 07, 2011, 11:41:27 AM »
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

I get what you're saying. I think Sarah Palin is cute, but I could only grudge fuck her in the ass. I'd force her to lick her own shit off of my dick.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #59 on: June 07, 2011, 12:15:07 PM »
Quote from: Scraphawk on June 07, 2011, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Squidette on June 06, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
I don't know the other two but, I know I'm gay but Sarah Palin is hideous.

Maybe I'm just basing this on how she is inside rather than out though. (Acting hideous MAKES someone hideous to me)

I get what you're saying. I think Sarah Palin is cute, but I could only grudge fuck her in the ass. I'd force her to lick her own shit off of my dick.

Scrap is a true gentleman  :thumbup:
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