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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2013, 12:46:19 AM »
Quote from: McJaguar on May 20, 2013, 03:17:34 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on May 20, 2013, 02:41:14 PM
I'd like a date with Sarah Palin and Carol Vorderman.
el presidente, that girl in your sig. What's her name? Does she do porn? Got a link?

Not sure who she is but she reminds me of Mary Waters, a vintage glamour model. Similar long dark hair, pretty face and huge soft boobs. Will post some pics later. Remind me.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #121 on: May 21, 2013, 01:42:16 AM »
I wonder if Sarah likes to drink piss. Probably  :orly:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #122 on: May 21, 2013, 05:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Lit on May 21, 2013, 01:42:16 AM
I wonder if Sarah likes to drink piss. Probably  :orly:

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #123 on: May 21, 2013, 09:49:05 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on May 21, 2013, 12:46:19 AM
Quote from: McJaguar on May 20, 2013, 03:17:34 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on May 20, 2013, 02:41:14 PM
I'd like a date with Sarah Palin and Carol Vorderman.
el presidente, that girl in your sig. What's her name? Does she do porn? Got a link?

Not sure who she is but she reminds me of Mary Waters, a vintage glamour model. Similar long dark hair, pretty face and huge soft boobs. Will post some pics later. Remind me.

Here we are. NSFW, softcore though. I think she is lovely.

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/1437688/Classic-BBW-Mary-Waters
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2016, 10:17:58 PM »
Quote from: punkdrew on February 11, 2010, 03:22:01 PM
Not necc. because she's that great a lay (which maybe she is) but because once I plant my aspie seed in her womb, she'll either have to deliver the kid or abort and thus be accused of hypocrisy.

Plus, I think she's cute. In a Suzanne Somers post-lobotomy way.  >:D

I wonder if I can convince punkdrew to start posting again.   :chin:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #125 on: December 04, 2016, 10:29:16 PM »
Do you have a way to ask him?  :orly:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #126 on: December 04, 2016, 10:30:40 PM »
Ask him about his mother.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #127 on: December 04, 2016, 10:34:39 PM »
You want his momma to join I2?  :orly:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #128 on: December 05, 2016, 04:13:11 PM »
I just keep looking at the title to this thread and saying "why?"

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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #129 on: December 06, 2016, 01:07:51 AM »
Their combined IQ approaches my shoe size.
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #130 on: December 08, 2016, 02:05:44 PM »
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #131 on: December 08, 2016, 02:59:26 PM »
  Bloody hell!  My eyes!  :runaway:  :GA:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #132 on: December 08, 2016, 03:11:16 PM »
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #133 on: December 08, 2016, 10:22:50 PM »
What the fuck!?!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: I Want to Fuck Sarah Palin
« Reply #134 on: October 21, 2024, 10:49:45 PM »
almost 8 years later and I'm still an ugly virgin.
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