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Hello! I am from WP!
« on: February 10, 2010, 02:19:17 PM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2010, 02:38:33 PM »
Welcome to I2

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2010, 02:53:03 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2010, 03:31:14 PM »
Welcome is Texas  nice :lol:
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2010, 07:08:06 PM »
only two things come frome texas: steers and queers.  and you already said that you were queer.  :laugh:
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2010, 08:02:00 PM »
:welcome:

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2010, 08:19:03 PM »
Kill yourself.
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2010, 10:46:59 PM »
Kill yourself.

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 11:00:57 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 12:16:58 AM »
Hey Tim Tex! What part of TX you hail from?
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 12:30:15 AM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

I want to tie you up, them put a fucking fishbowl full of snails over your head. That I want to insert dozens of needles into your nutsack. Then I wanna cover you in honey and potted meat, and roll you into a carpet. Then put you in a canoe, and set you adrift.
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 07:44:16 AM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

I want to tie you up, them put a fucking fishbowl full of snails over your head. That I want to insert dozens of needles into your nutsack. Then I wanna cover you in honey and potted meat, and roll you into a carpet. Then put you in a canoe, and set you adrift.

Doesn't strike me as very friendly  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 10:49:05 AM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

I want to tie you up, them put a fucking fishbowl full of snails over your head. That I want to insert dozens of needles into your nutsack. Then I wanna cover you in honey and potted meat, and roll you into a carpet. Then put you in a canoe, and set you adrift.

Doesn't strike me as very friendly  :zoinks:

Actually, I would like that very much! :green:

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 11:24:37 AM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

I want to tie you up, them put a fucking fishbowl full of snails over your head. That I want to insert dozens of needles into your nutsack. Then I wanna cover you in honey and potted meat, and roll you into a carpet. Then put you in a canoe, and set you adrift.

Doesn't strike me as very friendly  :zoinks:

And here I was thinking it sounded like some sort of kinky S&M foreplay.

 :lol:

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Re: Hello! I am from WP!
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2010, 12:14:31 PM »
I am Tim_Tex and I am a queer from Texas!

I want to tie you up, them put a fucking fishbowl full of snails over your head. That I want to insert dozens of needles into your nutsack. Then I wanna cover you in honey and potted meat, and roll you into a carpet. Then put you in a canoe, and set you adrift.

Doesn't strike me as very friendly  :zoinks:

Actually, I would like that very much! :green:

So would I.  :green: Because after being trapped in the carpet full of potted meat and honey flies would crawl into the carpet and lay eggs on your flesh. You would slowly be devoured by maggots until you died.


And yeah. I would ALSO enjoy that very much!  :green:
« Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 01:12:28 PM by RageBeoulve »
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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