my wife confided in me

[Callaway]

Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.

 

[McGiver]

Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.

and since i had to compensate i became a master using my tongue diring foreplay and after play.

['andersom']

Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.

and since i had to compensate i became a master using my tongue diring foreplay and after play.

You compensate for bashing a cervix into pulp with your tongue? 

Damn, what kind of foltering do you do with it?

[Al Swearegen]

Kevin "Bloody"Wilson

"I have a tongue that is 10 inches long...and I've learned to breathe through my ears"

[McGiver]

Kevin "Bloody"Wilson

"I have a tongue that is 10 inches long...and I've learned to breathe through my ears"

but all you really need to do is stimulate the clit.....or the asshole as a surprise.

[Alex179]

That is pretty fucked up.   At least she isn't lying to you now. 

[McGiver]

my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

[SleepyDragon]

You've succeeded.


 

[McGiver]

You've succeeded.


 

i was able to sell you on my anti position?

[Al Swearegen]

my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids) 

[McGiver]

my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids)  

ah well. it must have been their time. 

[Callaway]

You've succeeded.


 

i was able to sell you on my anti position?

Are you asking if you convinced her that you have the smallest penis your wife has ever seen?

 :lol:

['andersom']

my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids) 

The parents should have told their kids never to take candy from a strange man. Not your fault.

Those oldies though....

['andersom']

my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

When will you be drunk again? 

[punkdrew]

ASAHP, God willing.