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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2010, 09:52:59 PM »
Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.



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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2010, 01:26:03 AM »
Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.


and since i had to compensate i became a master using my tongue diring foreplay and after play.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 04:27:05 AM »
Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.


and since i had to compensate i became a master using my tongue diring foreplay and after play.

You compensate for bashing a cervix into pulp with your tongue?  :zombiefuck:

Damn, what kind of foltering do you do with it?
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 04:57:23 AM »
Kevin "Bloody"Wilson

"I have a tongue that is 10 inches long...and I've learned to breathe through my ears"
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 03:31:51 PM »
Kevin "Bloody"Wilson

"I have a tongue that is 10 inches long...and I've learned to breathe through my ears"
but all you really need to do is stimulate the clit.....or the asshole as a surprise.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2010, 08:27:24 PM »
That is pretty fucked up.   At least she isn't lying to you now. 
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2010, 05:43:27 AM »
my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2010, 08:11:58 PM »
You've succeeded. :clap:


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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2010, 05:39:08 AM »
You've succeeded. :clap:


 :plus:


i was able to sell you on my anti position?
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2010, 07:45:05 AM »
my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids)  :-\
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2010, 11:33:46 AM »
my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids)  :-\

ah well. it must have been their time.  :duh:
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2010, 01:54:57 PM »
You've succeeded. :clap:


 :plus:


i was able to sell you on my anti position?

Are you asking if you convinced her that you have the smallest penis your wife has ever seen?

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2010, 02:11:37 PM »
my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

Oh fuck!

Well thanks for telling me that now.  (Might have helped if I had known that BEFORE I set fire to that nursing home and gave poisoned lollies to those sweet vulnerable school kids)  :-\

The parents should have told their kids never to take candy from a strange man. Not your fault.

Those oldies though....
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2010, 02:12:49 PM »
my cock is fine.  i was drunk when i made this thread.  my wife never said that to me and i would never tell her that her pussy was huge.

i was simply trying to start a conversation.  i was hoping that women would have shared some of their stories and experiences with smaller cocks.  and the guys would talk about what women have said about theirs.

i also don't believe that we should kill children or cull old people from existence.  i like to start discussions and defend the anti position.  i want to get people thinking and i want to challenge them to verbalize their positions.

When will you be drunk again?  :laugh:
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2010, 04:11:21 PM »
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