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my wife confided in me
« on: February 07, 2010, 06:53:05 AM »
yeasterday i learned the truth.  all my adult, active sex life, i have been complimented on my cock.  women telling me that i made them feel so good.  that i was the right size....etc.

but yesterday my wife and i were talking about cocks.  i asked her who had the smallest penis that she ever experienced.  and, since we don't lie to each other, she said, "you have the smallest cock!"

"wha, wha, whaaaaaat," i said, after a spittake.

she replied, "but it's the right size for me."

and here i was thinking that we don't lie to each other.
Misunderstood.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2010, 06:58:11 AM »
Women ALWAYS lie. You should know that at your age.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2010, 06:59:29 AM »
So, where did she lie?

It is the right size for her she says. Nothing wrong then is there?
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2010, 07:00:22 AM »
Women ALWAYS lie. You should know that at your age.
________________________________  always been told that this was eight inches.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 07:01:20 AM »
So, where did she lie?

It is the right size for her she says. Nothing wrong then is there?

just the right size.  i've never even hit her wall.  it keeps falling out.  i was told that this was normal.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 07:03:38 AM »
Well, I think that "size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it" is true, unless you get to the extreme small and big sizes.
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 08:17:40 AM »
If your cock is too small, that's her problem, not yours.

Why not tell her that she probably has a giant vagina, see how that goes down.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2010, 09:22:02 AM »
If it makes you fee better some women don't like big cocks as it hurts them  :thumbup:

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2010, 11:34:46 AM »
yeasterday i learned the truth.  all my adult, active sex life, i have been complimented on my cock.  women telling me that i made them feel so good.  that i was the right size....etc.

but yesterday my wife and i were talking about cocks.  i asked her who had the smallest penis that she ever experienced.  and, since we don't lie to each other, she said, "you have the smallest cock!"

"wha, wha, whaaaaaat," i said, after a spittake.

she replied, "but it's the right size for me."

and here i was thinking that we don't lie to each other.

I don't see a lie here.  She was very honest with you.  What's wrong with being just the right size for her?

It's not like you have a three inch penis and having a huge penis is more of a curse than a blessing, unless you are a porn star.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2010, 11:37:24 AM »
That just makes it easier for her to give you blow jobs
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2010, 11:54:29 AM »
If your cock is too small, that's her problem, not yours.

Why not tell her that she probably has a giant vagina, see how that goes down.
i actually said that as my response. 
Misunderstood.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2010, 12:18:35 PM »
If your cock is too small, that's her problem, not yours.

Why not tell her that she probably has a giant vagina, see how that goes down.
i actually said that as my response. 

How did she respond?

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2010, 12:21:05 PM »
If your cock is too small, that's her problem, not yours.

Why not tell her that she probably has a giant vagina, see how that goes down.
i actually said that as my response. 

How did she respond?

i said it in a joking manner.

i said something like, "wish the doctor would have put in a couple more stitches after the children were born."

she said, "shut.  up."
Misunderstood.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2010, 03:55:04 PM »
If your cock is too small, that's her problem, not yours.

Why not tell her that she probably has a giant vagina, see how that goes down.
i actually said that as my response. 

It's the Genital Theory of Relativity.

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Re: my wife confided in me
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2010, 09:32:52 PM »
Any woman who affects enjoyment at having her cervix bashed to a pulp by some guy's oversized appendage is:

a) lying;
b) a masochist;
c) a porn actor;
d) seriously fucked-up on heavy pharmaceuticals; or
e) some combination of the above.