yeasterday i learned the truth. all my adult, active sex life, i have been complimented on my cock. women telling me that i made them feel so good. that i was the right size....etc.
but yesterday my wife and i were talking about cocks. i asked her who had the smallest penis that she ever experienced. and, since we don't lie to each other, she said, "you have the smallest cock!"
"wha, wha, whaaaaaat," i said, after a spittake.
she replied, "but it's the right size for me."
and here i was thinking that we don't lie to each other.