For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style

["couldbecousin"]

I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.

After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? 

That's what they did in the Middle Ages, right? Used poor dogs as napkins?

[RageBeoulve]

wut

["couldbecousin"]

I am a proudly fatty-fat American and I switch hands and use my fork with the tines up, and I tend to keep both forearms on the table!

["couldbecousin"]

wut

I heard that somewhere, that medieval diners would just wipe their greasy hands on the dog. I suppose I should look it up to make sure.

[RageBeoulve]

 

 Fascinating... and gross!  :lol:

["couldbecousin"]

 Fascinating... and gross!  :lol:

I love the Middle Ages.

["couldbecousin"]

I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.

After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? 

  Medieval style dining, the height of human sophistication! 

["couldbecousin"]

Manners are for faggots.   Good job being a faggot and caring about manners, faggot.

Fine Swedish restaurateurs can such my dick.

manners suck balls
you should see me irl

i kill people every day

Take your hammer to places and smash people in the fucking face with it!

  Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaack, you're funny. 

['andersom']

wut

I heard that somewhere, that medieval diners would just wipe their greasy hands on the dog. I suppose I should look it up to make sure.

Something the few rich people did?

My guess would be the majority, the poor buggers, would lick their fingers and hands.

Simple dining tools too, back then. A bowl, a knife and a spoon. All you need. The bowl would be both for food and for drinks. And easy to lick clean.
 

["couldbecousin"]

  Dining with royal elegance and class ... 

[Queen Victoria]

the cup  board was originally used to store cups and bowls before and after meals.  Later on the shelves were stacked and doors added as manners, wealth, and prestige increased.