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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 09:56:24 PM »
I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 02:07:59 AM »
I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.

After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners?  :angrydance:

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2010, 12:54:06 AM »
I eat american but I don't  switch the fork to my right hand. I'm already left handed so theirs no point.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 11:05:33 AM »
Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off. :facepalm2:

i take it you eat aborigin-style?

i usually eat "european style" when im visiting people. at home i usually dont bother w a knife at all :]

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2010, 02:58:48 PM »
How do you cut your meat without a knife?

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2010, 03:17:16 PM »
How do you cut your meat without a knife?

what meat?

i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]

IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2010, 03:25:50 PM »
How do you cut your meat without a knife?

what meat?

i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]

IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff

I understand now.  Thanks.

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2010, 03:30:02 PM »
If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down?  Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?


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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2010, 03:32:03 PM »
If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down?  Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?



anything loose like corn, beans or rice, i would scoop.
when im allone, im only concerned about moving food from plate to tummy.

when im with people ill be considerably more civil about it, and i would probably scoop the corn onto the fork w my knife, using the fork as a spoon

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2010, 04:15:38 PM »
How do you cut your meat without a knife?
stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.
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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 06:11:45 PM »
How do you cut your meat without a knife?
stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2010, 09:00:47 PM »
Closest to American eating style but don't do much hand switching. Table manners are nice, but people chewing with their mouth closed is sufficient.

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »
Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off. :facepalm2:

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2010, 04:46:09 AM »
I keep reading:

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Re: For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style
« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2010, 04:57:29 AM »
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