For fatty-fat Americans: European dining style

[McGiver]

I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.

blowup bitch

[SleepyDragon]

I eat with my left hand and stroke my bitch's titties with my right hand.

After you've tossed the scraps and bones to the dog, you wipe your hands on the dog's back, not its belly. Where's your manners? 

[Gluey]

I eat american but I don't  switch the fork to my right hand. I'm already left handed so theirs no point.

[ZEGH8578]

Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off.

i take it you eat aborigin-style?

i usually eat "european style" when im visiting people. at home i usually dont bother w a knife at all :]

[Callaway]

How do you cut your meat without a knife?

[ZEGH8578]

How do you cut your meat without a knife?

what meat?

i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]

IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff

[Callaway]

How do you cut your meat without a knife?

what meat?

i dont make proper dinners, just throw easy stuff into the oven, or into a pan, fry, fry, eat w a fork :]

IF i got meat, that i sometime get from leftovers at my mothers or something, i just eat it w my hands, gnawing off the bones and stuff

I understand now.  Thanks.

[Callaway]

If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down?  Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?

[ZEGH8578]

If you ate something like beans or corn cut off the cob, how would you eat it with your fork pointed tines down?  Would you have to spear the individual beans or kernels of corn, or do you switch your fork to your right hand and eat foods like this with it pointed tines up?

anything loose like corn, beans or rice, i would scoop.
when im allone, im only concerned about moving food from plate to tummy.

when im with people ill be considerably more civil about it, and i would probably scoop the corn onto the fork w my knife, using the fork as a spoon

[McGiver]

How do you cut your meat without a knife?

stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.

[ZEGH8578]

How do you cut your meat without a knife?

stab the entire slab and rip off a chewable pice with my incisors.

^^^
eso!

[Osensitive1]

Closest to American eating style but don't do much hand switching. Table manners are nice, but people chewing with their mouth closed is sufficient.

[RageBeoulve]

Just eat the fucking food. Dining styles piss me off.

I second this shit. Listen to this fucking man.

['andersom']

I keep reading:

For fatty-fat Americans: European dying style

[TheoK]

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