IQ-you would be if we managed to get in contact. Or if not stoned, at least fucking shitfaced on meth with a pocket full of DIY downers (actually I can make quite good sedative-hypnotics, DIY, but good stuff, I just keep a few unorthodox tricks up my sleeve as to what I can make them from.)
At best, vitamin B1, for something very barbiturate-like, worst case, something just good for hangovers/crashes etc. like chlorobutanol starting from only household bleach, acetone and caustic soda, first making chloroform from acetone via a haloform reaction with bleach and base, then using acetone, chloroform and a catalytic base to condense it into a long acting chloral hydrate analog., so lol, they'd have to lock EVERYTHING away to stop me getting up to my old tricks. But the way I see things, is I didn't spend such a time in my old boarding school, smoking behind the trees in the grounds, or burying a block of hash underneath a specific root in a specific portion of hedge, a rollup kit hidden with a roll of duct tape attached to itself and twisted, to stick a bike puncture repair kit with matches, skins, baccy and roaches hidden up inside a section of bathroom wall., I didn't spend years as an underage kid where legally they could take my things if caught with them, to spend a life of freedom and being used to if I want products, heading down to my own private facility to gleefully caper and grin from beneath my gas mask as I stir my cauldron of witch's brew, add a little extra eye of newt, scrotum of pickled frog and a pinch of sodium borohydride...
To have some overblown 'nanny', well, nannying me, and thinking themselves fucking security guards. Just because I'm 90, doesn't mean I can't tell one end of a vacuum pump from the other, or avoid accidentally making sarin or any number of a legion of other deadly horrors, rather than running a MDA synthesis.
That, to me would be intolerable as an extension of cruelty and I would not fucking stand for it. If they don't like it, they better call for somebody with a baseball bat, because when I decide I'm going to the shops for a 20 pack, some smokes, and calling in at several pharmacies for OTC medication and nail varnish stripper, I will be GOING, and by goddamn, they will not get in my way, because I'll have just the thing ready for their trying as well, and they won't like it.