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How gross
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:53:58 PM »
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LONDON (Reuters) – International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.

The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.

Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.

She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.

"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100121/od_nm/us_hotels_bedwarmers



Yuck on so many levels I can=t even begin ti describe it
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Re: How gross
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 05:56:07 PM »
They're British - what did you expect?

Too bad Soleiyu is banned, because he could have started a rant about this.  :agreed:

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Re: How gross
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 05:58:27 PM »
How is he?









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Re: How gross
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 06:01:25 PM »
How he's feeling? He's pretty upset right now. He wants terror bombings and God knows what.

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Re: How gross
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 06:49:38 PM »
The northern english city of manchester... future birthplace of the Great Secular Republic :zoinks:

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Re: How gross
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 07:39:22 PM »
FYP

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LONDON (Reuters) – International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.



The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.

Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.

She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.

"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100121/od_nm/us_hotels_bedwarmers



Yuck on so many levels I can=t even begin ti describe it
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Re: How gross
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 07:57:52 PM »
They're British - what did you expect?

Too bad Soleiyu is banned, because he could have started a rant about this.  :agreed:


Why is he banned?


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Being under 18
Spamming the forum like Atomika did

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Re: How gross
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2010, 02:17:29 AM »
They're British - what did you expect?

Too bad Soleiyu is banned, because he could have started a rant about this.  :agreed:


Why is he banned?


What does it take to get banned from here?

Being under 18
Spamming the forum like Atomika did

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He threatened to make a false report about child pornography being hosted on the board, along with lots of other things. Though in my opinion he was provoked, even if he was pretty provokative himself.

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Re: How gross
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2010, 03:50:12 AM »
They're British - what did you expect?

Too bad Soleiyu is banned, because he could have started a rant about this.  :agreed:


Why is he banned?


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Re: How gross
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 05:04:59 AM »
does this service come with the happy ending?
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Re: How gross
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 05:08:06 AM »
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LONDON (Reuters) – International hotel chain Holiday Inn is offering a trial human bed-warming service at three hotels in Britain this month.

If requested, a willing staff-member at two of the chain's London hotels and one in the northern English city of Manchester will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets.

"The new Holiday Inn bed warmers service is a bit like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed," Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall said in an emailed statement to Reuters.

The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit).

Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered.

Florence Eavis, Holiday Inn spokeswoman told Reuters that the "innovative" bed-warming method was a response to Britain's recent cold weather and marked the launch of 3,200 new Holiday Inns worldwide.

She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

Holiday Inn are promoting the service with the help of sleep-expert Chris Idzikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Center, who said the idea could help people sleep.

"There's plenty of scientific evidence to show that sleep starts at the beginning of the night when body temperature starts to drop," he said. "A warm bed - approximately 20 to 24 Celsius - is a good way to start this process whereas a cold bed would inhibit sleep."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100121/od_nm/us_hotels_bedwarmers



Yuck on so many levels I can=t even begin ti describe it

I wonder what it would be like to have that for a job.  :zombiefuck:

No electrical or hot water bottle heat because of not wanting to spend more on heating? And not allowed to sack superfluous employees, so giving them this as a task?

Wonder also if some employees can be rented for the whole night, on a medical ground, for customers with thyroid problems  :zombiefuck:

Why not hand the customers a fleecesuit like that for the night. They'd be nice and warm in no-time.
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Re: How gross
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2010, 05:09:12 AM »
does this service come with the happy ending?

That's with the all-in-one extra thin latex sleeper.
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Re: How gross
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2010, 07:56:14 AM »
No way. :zombiefuck:

Unless of course the said "warmer" resembles Johnny Depp and is willing to work overtime.  >:D

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Re: How gross
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2010, 08:33:21 AM »
I like my bed cold when I get in it
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Re: How gross
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2010, 02:06:04 PM »
I like my bed cold when I get in it
i like my bet wet when i wake up in it.
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