you know that you are getting old when....

[odeon]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

["couldbecousin"]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

How long has it been bad? Is this recent, or an old injury? 

[odeon]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

How long has it been bad? Is this recent, or an old injury? 

It's been like this for a couple of years.

["couldbecousin"]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

How long has it been bad? Is this recent, or an old injury? 

It's been like this for a couple of years.

Has the problem been diagnosed?

[odeon]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

How long has it been bad? Is this recent, or an old injury? 

It's been like this for a couple of years.

Has the problem been diagnosed?

No, not really. I should, but I've had other problems.

["couldbecousin"]

When you think it's a good day when you can walk without the stick.

You walk with a stick? 

Only every now and then, when my hip is bad.

How long has it been bad? Is this recent, or an old injury? 

It's been like this for a couple of years.

Has the problem been diagnosed?

No, not really. I should, but I've had other problems.

Might be time to make the hip a priority. 

[odeon]

Yeah, that's what people keep telling me.

["couldbecousin"]

Yeah, that's what people keep telling me.

They're right. It's time. 

[odeon]

Yeah, that's what people keep telling me.

They're right. It's time. 

I will I will...

[Queen Victoria]

Yeah, that's what people keep telling me.

They're right. It's time.  

I will I will...

I bet you'll get it looked at if it interferes with your getting in and out of the Jag.

[odeon]

Yeah, that's what people keep telling me.

They're right. It's time.  

I will I will...

I bet you'll get it looked at if it interferes with your getting in and out of the Jag.

This is true.

[Parts]

When you get the urge to yell at those dawn kids to get off your lawn

["couldbecousin"]

When you dream of being 20-25 years younger, wake up and realize you have a young mind in an aging body. 

['andersom']

When you meet up with a friend, and think "OMG she got so old" and then you realise she is younger than you are yourself.

[Queen Victoria]

You can't sleep on the sofa at night, but you can do during the day.